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Art => Vogon Poetry - The Worst In the Universe => Topic started by: Jedi Moped on September 20, 2014, 01:15:24 am
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The Mounds of Butthurt
Sung to the tune of The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel
Hello Spectral, my old friend
Seems you have lost your mind again
Alzheimer is softly creeping
Left its seeds while you were sleeping
And the semen that was planted in your ass
Turned to gas
Within your mounds of butt hurt
In foolish thoughts you think alone
Narrow cock can't turn to stone
'Neath the weight of the fattest tramp
Returned your foreskin to the old folk's camp
When your ass was stabbed by the flesh of a teenage cock
It stopped your clock
And caused your mounds of butt hurt
And in the naked light you saw
Ten thousand johnsons, maybe more
Faggarts sucking without speaking
Asshole rearing without clamoring
Willy writing wrongs that people never see
And no one cared
About his mounds of butt hurt
"Fools", said you, "You do not know
Butt hurt like a cancer grows
Hear my rants that I might teach you
Take my word that I might reach you"
But your turds, like rotten cum drops smell
With odor
In your mounds of butt hurt
And the people howled and brayed
At the stupid claims you made
And they shouted out their warning
At your butt hurt that was forming
And they all said, "The name Death for Prophet is written on the bathroom walls”
“And upon your old balls"
And shadowed by your mounds of butt hurt
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The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel
Ok #1, has anyone here, ANYONE, ever heard this song or heard of this song?
Alzheimer is softly creeping
Look, I am pretty old, and you are what, fucking a generation older than I am? And you call someone else old? After quoting a fucking simon and garfunkel song like anyone but your old motherfuckin ass would have ever heard of that shit....You are one of the worst posters I have ever seen, and I am embarrassed for you. Your insults are lame and old, and you say shit like 'sport' and what was the other thing? I can't even fucking remember. The point is, fuck you.
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wtf is a simon and garf?
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Oh look my two little starstruck groupies have followed me here, how cute.
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pretty good song
would masturbate furiously whilst blasting this in my smart car
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Oh look my two little starstruck groupies have followed me here, how cute.
I tend to latch on to easy prey, like a verbal leopard weeding out the sick and the weak.
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Oh look my two little starstruck groupies have followed me here, how cute.
I tend to latch on to easy prey, like a verbal leopard weeding out the sick and the weak.
You also seem to have tendency to underestimate. Sorry for your luck son.
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You also seem to have tendency to underestimate. Sorry for your luck son.
Underestimate? By your post content and style, you are a fucking limping elderly wilderbeest and I am a fucking predatory feline rippling with muscle, motherfucker.
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Holy shit....the obsession is to the point he is actually serenading people now. :-[
This is reached a point of embarrasement, I didn't think even Rodent could attain. Keep on spamming, you certainly have one helluva life there. :(
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The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel
Ok #1, has anyone here, ANYONE, ever heard this song or heard of this song?
Alzheimer is softly creeping
Look, I am pretty old, and you are what, fucking a generation older than I am? And you call someone else old? After quoting a fucking simon and garfunkel song like anyone but your old motherfuckin ass would have ever heard of that shit....You are one of the worst posters I have ever seen, and I am embarrassed for you. Your insults are lame and old, and you say shit like 'sport' and what was the other thing? I can't even fucking remember. The point is, fuck you.
Pretty sure most people still know that song. I've heard it played on the radio, played on the tv and covered by other bands.
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Pretty sure most people still know that song. I've heard it played on the radio, played on the tv and covered by other bands.
But you don't count FON, because australia
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Pretty sure most people still know that song. I've heard it played on the radio, played on the tv and covered by other bands.
But you don't count FON, because australia
https://plus.google.com/111740978982316614368/about?gl=us&hl=en
http://www.greyhound.com/
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https://plus.google.com/111740978982316614368/about?gl=us&hl=en
http://www.greyhound.com/
What's this? Are these the places that you go to suck cocks, or do you have something else you wanna say to me?
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https://plus.google.com/111740978982316614368/about?gl=us&hl=en
http://www.greyhound.com/ (http://www.greyhound.com/)
What's this? Are these the places that you go to suck cocks, or do you have something else you wanna say to me?
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Cmon down internet tough guy.
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Cmon down internet tough guy.
Are you going to pay for my several hundred dollar plane ticket? If so I will come 'hang out' with you anytime, DickRodent.
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Cmon down internet tough guy.
Are you going to pay for my several hundred dollar plane ticket? If so I will come 'hang out' with you anytime, DickRodent.
Big Brother
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Pretty sure most people still know that song. I've heard it played on the radio, played on the tv and covered by other bands.
But you don't count FON, because australia
The sheer fact that I'm Australian instantly gives me authority when it comes to dealing with Americans and their heinous stupidity.
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The sheer fact that I'm Australian instantly gives me authority when it comes to dealing with Americans and their heinous stupidity.
Too bad your countries only contributions to humanity are the movie 'crocodile dundee' and the didgeridoo.
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The sheer fact that I'm Australian instantly gives me authority when it comes to dealing with Americans and their heinous stupidity.
Too bad your countries only contributions to humanity are the movie 'crocodile dundee' and the didgeridoo.
Ah, another cliche example of American ignorance, how fitting.
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Ah, another cliche example of American ignorance; how fitting.
Ah another cliche example of australian logic....A bunch of words, but no real content or contribution to the world.
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The sheer fact that I'm Australian instantly gives me authority when it comes to dealing with Americans and their heinous stupidity.
Too bad your countries only contributions to humanity are the movie 'crocodile dundee' and the didgeridoo.
Too bad your parents only contribution to humanity was you.
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Ah, another cliche example of American ignorance; how fitting.
Ah another cliche example of australian logic....A bunch of words, but no real content or contribution to the world.
Crazymike insulting someone about logic is like an American insulting someone because of their nationality. Hilariously ironic.
The sheer fact that I'm Australian instantly gives me authority when it comes to dealing with Americans and their heinous stupidity.
Too bad your countries only contributions to humanity are the movie 'crocodile dundee' and the didgeridoo.
Too bad your parents only contribution to humanity was you.
That's also hilarious considering the background of my parents. I honestly think it's impossible for either of you two spastics to come up with a worthy insult.
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That's also hilarious considering the background of my parents. I honestly think it's impossible for either of you two spastics to come up with a worthy insult.
A' coople oo foine blokes, were they mate? Boomerangs n vegemite n shit?
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That's also hilarious considering the background of my parents. I honestly think it's impossible for either of you two spastics to come up with a worthy insult.
A' coople oo foine blokes, were they mate? Boomerangs n vegemite n shit?
get ur accent right, cunt.
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Ah, another cliche example of American ignorance; how fitting.
Ah another cliche example of australian logic....A bunch of words, but no real content or contribution to the world.
Crazymike insulting someone about logic is like an American insulting someone because of their nationality. Hilariously ironic.
The sheer fact that I'm Australian instantly gives me authority when it comes to dealing with Americans and their heinous stupidity.
Too bad your countries only contributions to humanity are the movie 'crocodile dundee' and the didgeridoo.
Too bad your parents only contribution to humanity was you.
That's also hilarious considering the background of my parents. I honestly think it's impossible for either of you two spastics to come up with a worthy insult.
Translation: My mommy and daddy are important so you can't be mean to me.
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get ur accent right, cunt.
A roit cunt I am, am I? Bloody wallabies n billabongs!
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get ur accent right, cunt.
A roit cunt I am, am I? Bloody wallabies n billabongs!
pigs
:laugh:
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pigs
Sons of anarchy
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pigs
Sons of anarchy
That i actually a pretty good story. Did you know Ralph Barger is not only in the show but is also a technical adviser to Kurt Sutter?
And also...
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That i actually a pretty good story. Did you know Ralph Barger is not only in the show but is also a technical adviser to Kurt Sutter?
And also...
Yeah I had you pegged as a biker groupie. Not a 'biker' 'groupie', but a groupie to bikers.
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That i actually a pretty good story. Did you know Ralph Barger is not only in the show but is also a technical adviser to Kurt Sutter?
And also...
Yeah I had you pegged as a biker groupie. Not a 'biker' 'groupie', but a groupie to bikers.
Pigs & gators oh my
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I've never had a poem written to me from any admirer before this. I'm genuinely touched. I mean, I'm emotionally affected. I mean, I'm flattered. There we go.
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Pigs & gators oh my
Leather vests and young male companions oh my
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Pigs & gators oh my
Leather vests and young male companions oh my
Just to set the record straight.
- The person in the image you are referring to is my son.
- I can be found in Seffner by asking about Driveby at any bar here.
- Seffner has lots of pigs and gators
- You feel threatened by the fauna in my local
- Your real Dad abandoned you
Did I miss anything or are we done here?
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Just to set the record straight.
- Your son looks like a fucking queer.
- I can be found in Kokomo, Indiana by asking just about anyone in town about 'crazy mike'. I can easily be found at 'rays drive in' or 'the elbow room' bar on the north side.
- Kokomo has lots of corn
- The only thing that threatens me is eggplants, and maybe like centipedes
- True, and I don't give a fuck
We are far from done here, I will converse with you for months on end if you want.
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Just to set the record straight.
- Your son looks like a fucking queer.
- I can be found in Kokomo, Indiana by asking just about anyone in town about 'crazy mike'. I can easily be found at 'rays drive in' or 'the elbow room' bar on the north side.
- Kokomo has lots of corn
- The only thing that threatens me is eggplants, and maybe like centipedes
- True, and I don't give a fuck
We are far from done here, I will converse with you for months on end if you want.
I'll be sure and look you up this spring when I am back up north for a few months.
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Just to set the record straight.
- Your son looks like a fucking queer.
- I can be found in Kokomo, Indiana by asking just about anyone in town about 'crazy mike'. I can easily be found at 'rays drive in' or 'the elbow room' bar on the north side.
- Kokomo has lots of corn
- The only thing that threatens me is eggplants, and maybe like centipedes
- True, and I don't give a fuck
We are far from done here, I will converse with you for months on end if you want.
I'll be sure and look you up this spring when I am back up north for a few months.
Bring your biker fag buddies
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Just to set the record straight.
- Your son looks like a fucking queer.
- I can be found in Kokomo, Indiana by asking just about anyone in town about 'crazy mike'. I can easily be found at 'rays drive in' or 'the elbow room' bar on the north side.
- Kokomo has lots of corn
- The only thing that threatens me is eggplants, and maybe like centipedes
- True, and I don't give a fuck
We are far from done here, I will converse with you for months on end if you want.
I'll be sure and look you up this spring when I am back up north for a few months.
Bring your biker fag buddies
No need there are already tons of them in Ft. Wayne, Gary, and Indianapolis.
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No need there are already tons of them in Ft. Wayne, Gary, and Indianapolis.
Lots of nigger biker gangs right down the street. I am assuming these are your real 'brothers'.
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No need there are already tons of them in Ft. Wayne, Gary, and Indianapolis.
Lots of nigger biker gangs right down the street. I am assuming these are your real 'brothers'.
Assume anything you like Kokomo, it won't affect reality one bit.
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Assume anything you like Kokomo, it won't affect reality one bit.
Yes Kokomo. Just an hour north of Indianapolis on US 31.
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Assume anything you like Kokomo, it won't affect reality one bit.
Yes Kokomo. Just an hour north of Indianapolis on US 31.
I bet it is a fascinating place.
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Maybe no body will know who i am.
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Maybe nobody will care.
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I bet it is a fascinating place.
Yeah, lots of corn and cops here. Not much else. Well, a fair amount of niggers and spics, but that is the midwest in the 21st century.
Why don't you stop in if you are near? One more nigger shouldn't hurt.
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I bet it is a fascinating place.
Yeah, lots of corn and cops here. Not much else. Well, a fair amount of niggers and spics, but that is the midwest in the 21st century.
Why don't you stop in if you are near? One more nigger shouldn't hurt.
I already told you, next spring my little chickadee.
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... my little chickadee.
Uhhggg...
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Uhhggg...
Hah this fucking ewok/monkey faced bum-lookin motherfucker is corny ain't he?.....
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How has no one heard this song? Wtf cats this is a classic. Didn't your parents raise you with good music? Or did you have to grow up listening to The Monkees? :rolleyes:
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grow up listening to The Monkees? :rolleyes:
Love the fucking monkees. Love that band.
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I love some crappy groups (Millionaires) so can't say anything mean, but were you serious about no one knowing Simon and Garfunkel?
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Just to set the record straight.
- Your son looks like a fucking queer.
- I can be found in Kokomo, Indiana by asking just about anyone in town about 'crazy mike'. I can easily be found at 'rays drive in' or 'the elbow room' bar on the north side.
- Kokomo has lots of corn
- The only thing that threatens me is eggplants, and maybe like centipedes
- True, and I don't give a fuck
We are far from done here, I will converse with you for months on end if you want.
Scutigera Coleoptrata are quite common down here. I find them quite alarming.
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... my little chickadee.
Uhhggg...
Uhhggg...
Hah this fucking ewok/monkey faced bum-lookin motherfucker is corny ain't he?.....
Don't you ever get tired of agreeing with yourself?
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Maybe nobody will care.
Incidentally I am not the one with a flashy new moniker!
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Maybe nobody will care.
Incidentally I am not the one with a flashy new moniker!
Yeh and he hid behind it like a bitch for like a week until someone noticed his corny ass outdated posting style.
Good eye, LHM
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Maybe nobody will care.
Incidentally I am not the one with a flashy new moniker!
Oooh you kept your nick... You people act like that shit is real.
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The Sound of Silence by Simon & Garfunkel
Ok #1, has anyone here, ANYONE, ever heard this song or heard of this song?
Sound of Silence is a great musical piece!
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Oooh you kept your nick... You people act like that shit is real.
I know, you are unable to comprehend the concept of 'credibility'. Any scumbag piece of shit, like you, can troll and spam behind anonymous usernames. It takes skill and subtlety to troll and spam while being oneself. I may have a different name here, but I was right up front about who I am and I don't hide like a 'nigger rat' aka dark rodent.
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Oooh you kept your nick... You people act like that shit is real.
I know, you are unable to comprehend the concept of 'credibility'. Any scumbag piece of shit, like you, can troll and spam behind anonymous usernames. It takes skill and subtlety to troll and spam while being oneself. I may have a different name here, but I was right up front about who I am and I don't hide like a 'nigger rat' aka dark rodent.
Say the guy who claims to be Crazy Mike. Do you even read what spews from your keyboard SpectraL?