The Sanctuary
Ego => Bitch & Moan => Topic started by: Matius on September 20, 2014, 12:21:48 am
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For 15 years I've been getting into bar fights, getting popped in the face with Romex while wiring houses, drinking and smoking, carousing, getting into rollover accidents, putting my grandma in a headlock, falling over a railing one story onto a bicycle, smashing my head on a foozball table, and getting mugged and pistol whipped, and I still look like John Stamos.
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For 15 years I've been getting into bar fights, getting popped in the face with Romex while wiring houses, drinking and smoking, carousing, getting into rollover accidents, putting my grandma in a headlock, falling over a railing one story onto a bicycle, smashing my head on a foozball table, and getting mugged and pistol whipped, and I still look like John Stamos.
Lick the business end of a weekwacker.
You're welcome
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It tastes like sex!
Old sex.
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I said your face...not your asshole
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You said your face? I thought you said "I was alright, spider"
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I said your face...not your asshole
He tastes with his asshole?
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Whose asshole?
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You fucking retards
Lick the business end of a weekwacker.
You're welcome
It tastes like sex!
Old sex.
I said your face...not your asshole
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Indeed
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I don't technically own a weedwhacker, its my Uncle's.
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I don't technically own a weedwhacker, its my Uncle's.
Blame whomever you want. Someone was using it as a dildo
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Ok back on topic....OP, you just need to keep sucking cocks and sooner or later your face will stretch out just how you want it.
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Like Willem Defoe's??
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Like Willem Defoe's??
Hah
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That dudes got some kind of cock sucking luster I could never hope to achieve from simple cosmetics...
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That dudes got some kind of cock sucking luster I could never hope to achieve from simple cosmetics...
Maybe I am drunk now, too, but you are amusing the fuck out of me
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Maybe you just want to be gummed by a camel...
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Maybe you just want to be gummed by a camel...
No longer amused.
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Maybe you just want to be gummed by a camel...
By a camel you say ?
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...So anyway, how am I gonna ugly this mug up? I've but enough mileage on this motherfucker to make Johnny Cash look like Bobby Butnick....
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Mess my name up...
(http://mansambition.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/budnick.jpg)
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...So anyway, how am I gonna ugly this mug up? I've but enough mileage on this motherfucker to make Johnny Cash look like Bobby Butnick....
Cheese grater /thread
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That dudes got some kind of cock sucking luster I could never hope to achieve from simple cosmetics...
Maybe I am drunk now, too, but you are amusing the fuck out of me
This thread need more grylls. Now he had a cock sucking luster.
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Hate to end up like this poor sap.
(http://tiwibzone.tiwib.netdna-cdn.com/images/breaking-bad-tucos-grill-paperweight-640x587.jpg)
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Matius...your username rings a bell..anyways
You put your grandmother into a headlock? Story time please
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Matius...your username rings a bell..anyways
You put your grandmother into a headlock? Story time please
It was the only way she would stop biting down on it
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Nay, twas an incident in my late teens staged as a joke. Not everyone thought it as such.
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Nay, twas an incident in my late teens staged as a joke. Not everyone thought it as such.
Hah this guy really put his grandma in a headlock. +1
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This guy doesn't bullshit, whats the use...
I've viewed Saturn and caught a racoon with an oven mitt.
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Whoa, maybe you should re-evaluate your life, you cocksucking piece of shit.