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Title: Please don't ever kill yourself SpecGuru
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 19, 2014, 05:55:02 pm
For the last 6 years you have been my favorite internet punching bag. If you kill yourself the internet would be 65% less amusing to me and I would have to quit.
Title: Re: Please don't ever kill yourself SpecGuru
Post by: Soso0 on September 19, 2014, 08:11:15 pm
Sounds to me like you're gay for him
Title: Re: Please don't ever kill yourself SpecGuru
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 19, 2014, 08:44:19 pm
Sounds to me like you're gay for him

Sounds to me like you spend a lot of time thinking about gay. But back on topic. I hope I haven't really cuased SpecGuru to harm himself. His last post on his Spectroll account was at 02:37:27 PM and his last post on his DaPuru account was at 02:42:16 PM. If he did hurt himslef he killed Spectroll about 5 minutes before he killed DaGuru. I wonder if there is any documented medical history for a multiple personality disorder suicide pact?
Title: Re: Please don't ever kill yourself SpecGuru
Post by: Satyr on September 19, 2014, 08:51:01 pm
When he kills himself, this place will get the blame for bullying an old man.
Title: Re: Please don't ever kill yourself SpecGuru
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 19, 2014, 09:17:26 pm
When he kills himself, this place will get the blame for bullying an old man.

Hey, you know what they say, "There is no such thing as bad publicity".
Title: Re: Please don't ever kill yourself SpecGuru
Post by: -SpectraL on September 19, 2014, 09:29:23 pm

Now I'm going to kill myself just to piss you off, tDR. This will teach you not to mess with me.

*reaches for meat clever*
Title: Re: Please don't ever kill yourself SpecGuru
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 19, 2014, 09:31:33 pm

Now I'm going to kill myself just to piss you off, tDR. This will teach you not to mess with me.

*reaches for meat clever*

See, I knew you could be funny if you just let go of your anger. That was actually amusing.

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