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Title: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 19, 2014, 09:44:21 am
Shit, I remember the first post. I'd been lurking for about six months, after a year of trolling the text files. I knew I was going to get flamed, and I asked a stupid question about hydrocodone. I got flamed. This made me feel warm inside. I knew I found my home.

But no what I remember most about my first year of totse was how much shitposting I did in SG to get my post count up to not look like a noob. About this time of night (~3 AM) I would have the entire first page of SG replied to, along with me having the last reply in every forum. I made it a point to have almost every forum have "last reply...rizzo in a bawhx" before I passed out around 6 AM so that people would wake up and have to deal with my nonsense.

Hehe. nostalgia. anyone remember the Inspector Hazey saga? I still have those chat logs saved. at one point panthrax was my mortal enemy. although meta was the true culprit in all of that nonsense.

:lapastada:
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Matius on September 19, 2014, 09:49:56 am
I came and went, that must have been one of the times I went.
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: John Smith on September 19, 2014, 09:54:53 am
Who were the most interesting, intelligent, and unique (must have all three qualities) people you've met? My current theory, which I've had for a while, is that it is not possible for a normal human being to be interesting.
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 19, 2014, 09:57:21 am
Who were the most interesting, intelligent, and unique (must have all three qualities) people you've met? My current theory, which I've had for a while, is that it is not possible for a normal human being to be interesting.

In this community? Joe Pedo was by far the most interesting, intelligent, and unique member hands down.
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Infinityshock on September 19, 2014, 11:02:36 am
I dont remember any of that

Must have been during one of the several times I was permabanned
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: -SpectraL on September 19, 2014, 11:04:50 am

And just look how you turned out!
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Hooky on September 19, 2014, 11:09:15 am
I don't remember my first post but I remember the first time I got flamed, and it was by you. I must have posted something real fucking dumb in BLTC and you just replied with

"stfu and/or gtfo at your discretion"

Then someone else told me to kill myself.
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Matius on September 19, 2014, 11:01:49 pm
...and you're still here.
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: fanglekai on September 19, 2014, 11:15:53 pm
Who were the most interesting, intelligent, and unique (must have all three qualities) people you've met? My current theory, which I've had for a while, is that it is not possible for a normal human being to be interesting.

In this community? Joe Pedo was by far the most interesting, intelligent, and unique member hands down.

I remember long threads where tons of people argued with him. I once made a comment that arguing with him was losing because that's what he wanted. I said don't take the troll bait. He replied with something about congrats finally someone sees what I'm doing. It was obvious what his game was but it was hard not to argue with him.
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Zanick on September 19, 2014, 11:33:32 pm
What ever happened to that lovable pedo?
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: -SpectraL on September 19, 2014, 11:35:08 pm
What ever happened to that lovable pedo?

He was arrested, his computers and phones seized, and he's now doing 10-15 years in a federal penitentiary.
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: fanglekai on September 19, 2014, 11:35:56 pm
What ever happened to that lovable pedo?

He was arrested, his computers and phones seized, and he's now doing 10-15 years in a federal penitentiary.

lmfaoo for real??? ahahahaha
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Matius on September 19, 2014, 11:50:10 pm
I posted in 1999-2001 frequently then popped in every once in a while since, zoklet I could never give a fuck about.
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: mizled on September 20, 2014, 02:15:00 am
My first 100 posts or so were inane pedantic flamewars with Snoopy and Silverlights.

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

    -Morb-
    cashual21
    cocacola14
    DoctorDoom
    DOCTORGONZO409
    fuckbiscuit
    harry_bosetti
    Homesniper
    Toothlessjoe
    zumtream
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 20, 2014, 02:21:33 am
What ever happened to that lovable pedo?

He was arrested, his computers and phones seized, and he's now doing 10-15 years in a federal penitentiary.

Stop making things up
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Yeah Im a leopard on September 20, 2014, 03:49:24 am
My first 100 posts or so were inane pedantic flamewars with Snoopy and Silverlights.

The last 10 visitor(s) to this page were:

    -Morb-
    cashual21
    cocacola14
    DoctorDoom
    DOCTORGONZO409
    fuckbiscuit
    harry_bosetti
    Homesniper
    Toothlessjoe
    zumtream


Morb with a hyphen or no Morb at all.
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 03:58:52 am
I remember when you first started posting rizz, because it was when I started posting. We were the only 2 noobs in BLTC at the time. You posted a LOT, EVERYWHERE, haha. I didn't look outside of BLTC for like 3 years, although my first post was actually in BI, and I was engulfed in flames. Rodrat actually was the angriest.

Ahh, mis-spent youth...
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: xbcnfujv on September 20, 2014, 05:54:23 am
i found totse from searching how to make meth on "ask jeeves".
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: DiStOrTiOn on September 20, 2014, 09:09:22 am
my first year was spent in bad ideas and pyro forum 2004. earliest memory was Infra's night ops thread

next few years was spent flaming noobs and occasionally saying a few useful things to avoid the banhammer


fucking meta. RIP
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: DiStOrTiOn on September 20, 2014, 09:12:53 am
anyone remember Spawny?

what happened to that fucking jizz slut
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: splooge gook on September 20, 2014, 11:55:49 am
My current theory, which I've had for a while, is that it is not possible for a normal human being to be interesting.

i.e. anyone who has ever done anything notable is mentally ill
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 07:06:05 pm
anyone remember Spawny?

what happened to that fucking jizz slut

I do not. But I remember you. What's good bro.

Note to current trolls. This is your role model. If you work really hard, you may one day evolve into a DiStOrTiOn.
Title: Re: I remember the first year I was on totse
Post by: Max Headroom on September 20, 2014, 07:19:07 pm
I hate panthrax too :)