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Title: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 19, 2014, 05:59:32 am
Fuck you Enter you fucking waste of life.
Title: Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: Soso0 on September 19, 2014, 06:05:25 am
I want to open up my pineal gland.
Title: Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: Soso0 on September 19, 2014, 06:06:13 am
Guide me, blessed one.
Title: Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: Autodidact on September 20, 2014, 06:38:26 pm
I was gonna be all hey I'm a Buddhist too but no

Cock monkey :(
Title: Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: Infinityshock on September 20, 2014, 07:03:32 pm
Are you wearing underwear under your robes?
Title: Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 20, 2014, 07:03:37 pm
This is no way to speak to a superior entity.
Title: Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: Buggernaut on September 21, 2014, 12:18:54 am
I want to open up my pineal gland.

penile gland?
Title: Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: Soso0 on September 21, 2014, 12:31:36 am
I want to open up my pineal gland.

penile gland?
No... that's already wide open.
Title: Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: Lord hang man on September 21, 2014, 11:40:01 pm
Do you have any cool stories about training martial arts under the Buddha ?
Title: Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: equanimity on September 21, 2014, 11:51:39 pm
Was it hard transitioning into the lifestyle?  How long have you been a monk?  In what ways has it been beneficial to you?  Detrimental?
Title: Re: Ask a Buddhist monk anything
Post by: equanimity on September 22, 2014, 12:03:44 am
And what lineage did you decide to join us with, and why?

I've kinda been flirting with the idea of becoming a nun for years now.  Probably won't ever but maybe.