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Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: Ninja on September 19, 2014, 05:03:36 am

Title: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Ninja on September 19, 2014, 05:03:36 am
But, they told me that I had to be born that way!  Life is so unfair!
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Infinityshock on September 19, 2014, 11:39:34 am
Not true

Walk into a gaybar wearing high heels and a miniskirt and order a roofie daiquiri

Before morning you'll be an official rump ranger
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Ninja on September 19, 2014, 03:14:46 pm
Not true

Walk into a gaybar wearing high heels and a miniskirt and order a roofie daiquiri

Before morning you'll be an official rump ranger

Yeah, but all the official gays say that it's not a choice, that you are born that way.  Apparently, I can take all the cock to the ass I want, but I'll never be homo!
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Infinityshock on September 19, 2014, 04:00:18 pm
Not true

Walk into a gaybar wearing high heels and a miniskirt and order a roofie daiquiri

Before morning you'll be an official rump ranger

Yeah, but all the official gays say that it's not a choice, that you are born that way.  Apparently, I can take all the cock to the ass I want, but I'll never be homo!

They're just telling you that so you'll let them ass bang you.  It isnt true

Once you take it in the ass...youre a homo. Its official
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Ninja on September 19, 2014, 04:10:20 pm
Not true

Walk into a gaybar wearing high heels and a miniskirt and order a roofie daiquiri

Before morning you'll be an official rump ranger

Yeah, but all the official gays say that it's not a choice, that you are born that way.  Apparently, I can take all the cock to the ass I want, but I'll never be homo!

They're just telling you that so you'll let them ass bang you.  It isnt true

Once you take it in the ass...youre a homo. Its official

But, they will never accept me if I tell them that I was born as a heterosexual.
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Rowan on September 19, 2014, 04:12:39 pm
Not true

Walk into a gaybar wearing high heels and a miniskirt and order a roofie daiquiri

Before morning you'll be an official rump ranger

Yeah, but all the official gays say that it's not a choice, that you are born that way.  Apparently, I can take all the cock to the ass I want, but I'll never be homo!

They're just telling you that so you'll let them ass bang you.  It isnt true

Once you take it in the ass...youre a homo. Its official

But, they will never accept me if I tell them that I was born as a heterosexual.


People can change, isn't that what all the self help books keep telling us? If not what hope is there for humanity?!?!  :'(
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Infinityshock on September 19, 2014, 04:43:53 pm
That doesn't apply to faggotry. Once you take it in the ass...youre a fag forever
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Ninja on September 19, 2014, 04:59:12 pm
What if she was wearing a strap-on? 

You see, I'm not really attracted to men.  The idea of fucking a man repulses me.  But, I wanted to be homo, because that's what all the cool kids were doing!  But, then they all pointed and laughed and called me a dirty hetero. 
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Rowan on September 19, 2014, 05:05:41 pm
That doesn't apply to faggotry. Once you take it in the ass...youre a fag forever

Am I confused?? Didn't OP state he was born hetero and trying to become a homo??
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Infinityshock on September 19, 2014, 05:08:05 pm
What if she was wearing a strap-on? 

You see, I'm not really attracted to men.  The idea of fucking a man repulses me.  But, I wanted to be homo, because that's what all the cool kids were doing!  But, then they all pointed and laughed and called me a dirty hetero.

Because you're hiding your true faggtastical inclination.  You need to express yourself better. Emphasize your lisp and learn to walk like you have a plantain stuck up your ass
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Ninja on September 19, 2014, 05:08:42 pm
That doesn't apply to faggotry. Once you take it in the ass...youre a fag forever

Am I confused?? Didn't OP state he was born hetero and trying to become a homo??

Rowan, I think your avatar just made me homo!
Title: Re: I Wanted To Be A Homo
Post by: Ninja on September 19, 2014, 05:09:46 pm
What if she was wearing a strap-on? 

You see, I'm not really attracted to men.  The idea of fucking a man repulses me.  But, I wanted to be homo, because that's what all the cool kids were doing!  But, then they all pointed and laughed and called me a dirty hetero.

Because you're hiding your true faggtastical inclination.  You need to express yourself better. Emphasize your lisp and learn to walk like you have a plantain stuck up your ass

I didn't say I wanted to be a fucking queer.  I said a homo.