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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: Autodidact on September 18, 2014, 05:40:17 pm

Title: Quick Chump Change via Bad Ideas
Post by: Autodidact on September 18, 2014, 05:40:17 pm
What are some of your favorite methods to make some quick spending money without being all too sketchy?

I'm usually not concerned with cash, as once upon a time I just stole food and used change for gallons of drinking water.
My bud's phone bill is due soon and he needs to pay that with his unemployed ass, I'm just seeing if he can find alternative ways to keep in contact with the world.

I'm talking maybe like $30-$40 every couple of hours.


I'm asking for curiosity's sake, of course. I wouldn't seriously suggest he do these things.
Title: Re: Quick Chump Change via Bad Ideas
Post by: General Fault on September 18, 2014, 09:01:38 pm
Recycling scrap metal. Preferably copper cable, the bigger the better. The stuff found in power substations gets you the best returns. Lick it first to make sure the power isn't on.
Title: Re: Quick Chump Change via Bad Ideas
Post by: Infinityshock on September 18, 2014, 09:25:41 pm
getting a job would be a good start
Title: Re: Quick Chump Change via Bad Ideas
Post by: Montane on September 18, 2014, 10:27:46 pm
I was also gonna say scrapping. I recently learned how easy it is to cut bicycle cable locks, that could lead to something. Investment is always a good capitalist way of making money.
Other than that, panhandling is pretty lucrative
Title: Re: Quick Chump Change via Bad Ideas
Post by: Autodidact on September 18, 2014, 11:23:57 pm
Don't know why I expected much


He said he isn't unfond of filling his backpack with copper fittings when the occasion calls for it but he can't get a new job ATM because his social security card, ID, and birth certificate are all lost. He might be able to eventually find his birth paperwork
Title: Re: Quick Chump Change via Bad Ideas
Post by: Infinityshock on September 18, 2014, 11:30:21 pm
Don't know why I expected much


He said he isn't unfond of filling his backpack with copper fittings when the occasion calls for it but he can't get a new job ATM because his social security card, ID, and birth certificate are all lost. He might be able to eventually find his birth paperwork

mexicans have no problem with it
Title: Re: Quick Chump Change via Bad Ideas
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 18, 2014, 11:50:17 pm
Anyone who uses a backpack to shoplift is a future inmate.
Title: Re: Quick Chump Change via Bad Ideas
Post by: Autodidact on September 19, 2014, 05:58:58 pm
Anyone who uses a backpack to shoplift is a future inmate.

Did I say backpack? I think he uses his gfs bag or something.


I really need to use a VPN for this site....


Also yeah sure I totally can get a job without my papers yeah sorry I forgot, the "provide legal documentation of your right to work" is just a joke.