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Title: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: jerome on September 18, 2014, 03:08:27 am
you know i've always never had a right place in mind, but i think zok's lawn would be kinda just right. this isn't a pure zok hate thread again, but it kinda makes sense, everyone coming to his lawn and drinking cheap beers in the grass.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Ninja on September 18, 2014, 03:09:19 am
you know i've always never had a right place in mind, but i think zok's lawn would be kinda just right. this isn't a pure zok hate thread again, but it kinda makes sense, everyone coming to his lawn and drinking cheap beers in the grass.

I'll bring the PBR!
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: jerome on September 18, 2014, 03:09:52 am
saweet ninja! i'll bring a few bottles of gin and maybe some chips
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Soso0 on September 18, 2014, 03:14:27 am
Watch someone is bound to bring CP
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Ninja on September 18, 2014, 03:17:28 am
And there has to be strippers.  Someone should form a committee to fundraise and plan all of that shit.  But, don't fucking waste the money on blow and end up leaving everyone high and dry!  There's gotta be tits or all the boys will go home!
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: jerome on September 18, 2014, 03:18:05 am
^ (at soso) a lot of us would prob beat the dude up. like no hestitation. also bound to be some people searching to let out some anger.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Ninja on September 18, 2014, 03:22:38 am
Well you know theres gonna be a bunch of Feds there too, so they'll like break it up pretty quickly.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: ngalo1983 on September 18, 2014, 06:37:16 am
I'll commit a crime just to give it that welcome home feeling.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Lucifer on September 18, 2014, 06:59:06 am
I'll bring little girls and high explosives.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 18, 2014, 07:09:46 am
There can't be an official Zoklet anything as there is no Zoklet.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Soso0 on September 18, 2014, 08:34:47 am
I'll bring little girls and high explosives.
I'll commit a crime just to give it that welcome home feeling.
.

Now that's the spirit
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Michael Myers on September 18, 2014, 08:39:48 am
I'll bring little girls and high explosives.

And the unfunny poster delivers yet again.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 18, 2014, 09:23:25 am
I promise not to bring 4-fluorophenyl Acyl Fentanyl in an aerosol canister.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Vox Ducis on September 18, 2014, 11:08:41 am
Zok's parents would be so pissed... ;D

I'd kick his Evangelical ass with great pleasure.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: John Smith on September 18, 2014, 11:48:24 pm
There were plans for a West Coast meetup around the Bay Area, but I don't know if it would have happened even if Zoklet hadn't gone down.

It could still happen if there are enough people interested, but I doubt it.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: xbcnfujv on September 19, 2014, 12:06:48 am
i'd black out on xanax and end up showing you all my cock.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Vega on September 19, 2014, 01:21:40 am
The only totsean I've ever met is xxombie.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Nigger Nostrils on September 19, 2014, 05:11:22 am

If it's going to be on Zok's lawn, i'll bring a giant lowercase "t" and some kerosene.


Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 19, 2014, 09:25:07 pm

If it's going to be on Zok's lawn, i'll bring a giant lowercase "t" and some kerosene.

If it's going to be on Zok's lawn I will bring a case of Scott toilet paper so everyone can wipe their ass after shitting on his front porch.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Vega on September 19, 2014, 10:14:24 pm
[img]http://i.imgur.com/BuCBQUe.png[/img]
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 19, 2014, 10:40:25 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/BuCBQUe.png)

lrn2img

And what is with that gay asses sig. Do you really get a sense of accomplishment from your post counts from two dead websites?
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Vega on September 19, 2014, 10:42:12 pm
[img]http://i.imgur.com/BuCBQUe.png[/img]

lrn2img

And what is with that gay asses sig. Do you really get a sense of accomplishment from your post counts from two dead websites?
not a sense of accomplishment
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: John Smith on September 19, 2014, 10:45:46 pm
If it's going to be on Zok's lawn I will bring a case of Scott toilet paper so everyone can wipe their ass after shitting on his front porch.

Wet wipes. Toilet paper is for the filthy proletariat.  :suspect:
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Iehovah on September 19, 2014, 10:52:01 pm
If it's going to be on Zok's lawn I will bring a case of Scott toilet paper so everyone can wipe their ass after shitting on his front porch.

Wet wipes. Toilet paper is for the filthy proletariat.  :suspect:

Wet wipes are for people who want monster lumps of lard clogging up their sewer systems and making them into even filthier animals than they already are.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: John Smith on September 19, 2014, 11:05:30 pm
I use a bidet seat, but portability would be an issue here.

If you had poop on your arm, would you wipe it off with just toilet paper and leave it at that? Then why would you do so for your anus? In an area where skin meets skin, body heat promoting bacterial growth, sweat mixing with it, tainting your underwear, along with bottoms and seats, if only from scent.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Iehovah on September 19, 2014, 11:12:01 pm
I use a bidet seat, but portability would be an issue here.

If you had poop on your arm, would you wipe it off with just toilet paper and leave it at that? Then why would you do so for your anus? In an area where skin meets skin, body heat promoting bacterial growth, sweat mixing with it, tainting your underwear, along with bottoms and seats, if only from scent.

What the fucking fuck of all motherfucking fuck-all would you have SHIT ON YOUR ARM?
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: mark311 on September 19, 2014, 11:12:27 pm
It's not like travel across th country right? Proots and PWP manned up yep y'all are scared ofmth people's mod and HC will vouch against CF stalking story shit

Get on my level I am in a different state every two days.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Iehovah on September 20, 2014, 01:27:47 pm

Get on my level I am in a different state every two days.

Eventually the feds will catch you.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Michael Myers on September 20, 2014, 01:44:57 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/BuCBQUe.png)

Good job!
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Rowan on September 20, 2014, 02:32:42 pm
What the fucking fuck of all motherfucking fuck-all would you have SHIT ON YOUR ARM?

Literally LOL'd here..... :tup:

It's not like travel across th country right? Proots and PWP manned up yep y'all are scared ofmth people's mod and HC will vouch against CF stalking story shit

Get on my level I am in a different state every two days.

Not Skeered, HMU if you comin to town.
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Ninja on September 20, 2014, 02:40:31 pm
What the fucking fuck of all motherfucking fuck-all would you have SHIT ON YOUR ARM?

Literally LOL'd here..... :tup:



Me too!!
Title: Re: if we ever had an official zoklet meetup
Post by: Homosapien on October 16, 2014, 01:20:20 pm
HC will vouch against CF stalking story shit


I will do no such thing.