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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 10:34:05 pm

Title: what should i major in in college?
Post by: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 10:34:05 pm
ima prpobs dropz out sand get a ged so
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Post by: stentor on September 17, 2014, 10:42:38 pm
Aboriginal Art
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Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 10:45:48 pm
Become a martial arts instructor.
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Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 10:48:33 pm
Then work yourself up to the NASA so you can retire with 52 and ride your Harley on Route 66.

Also, don't forget to get your nose bit off at some point in time.
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Post by: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 10:55:56 pm
better suggestions plwase
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Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 10:57:16 pm
Is syncan abuse a possible option?
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Post by: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 10:58:32 pm
nope
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Post by: equanimity on September 17, 2014, 11:01:27 pm
History.
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Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 11:01:43 pm
Psychology Math.
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Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 11:04:00 pm
Quote from: equanimity on September 17, 2014, 11:01:27 pm
History.
Yea, or you just look for a nice bench in the park and live there. Will have the same effect.

History Major.  :facepalm:
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Post by: fanglekai on September 17, 2014, 11:13:59 pm
pigeon feeder in the park
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Post by: Ragus on September 17, 2014, 11:19:16 pm
Botany: Specializing in growing marijuana.
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Post by: Infinityshock on September 17, 2014, 11:21:58 pm
whore
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Post by: FON on September 18, 2014, 12:26:45 am
something to do with logic pussies
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Post by: Soso0 on September 18, 2014, 03:12:56 am
Astronomy. Sounds awesome if you're high.
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Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 03:17:06 am
Sell syncans to the people who actually waste their time in a college.
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Post by: Ninja on September 18, 2014, 03:19:12 am
Cock sucking.  Get on your knees bitch.  Best money you ever spent.
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Post by: John Smith on September 18, 2014, 08:47:09 am
There are no interesting majors or careers.
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Post by: stentor on September 18, 2014, 01:19:07 pm
Quote from: Soso0 on September 18, 2014, 03:12:56 am
Astronomy. Sounds awesome if you're high.

90% of the time your just looking at numbers and charts. Not very exciting.
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Post by: Lanny on September 19, 2014, 12:44:47 am
There's nothing wrong with history. Credentialing for employment is not the sole purpose of attending a university.
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Post by: RisiR on September 19, 2014, 12:56:15 am
So you also got a Propaganda Major, Lanny? Congrats....  :facepalm:
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Post by: Lanny on September 19, 2014, 12:58:59 am
I didn't, I majored in a STEM field. I just think we're better off with historians who enjoy their field than physicists or business majors who decided based on where they thought they could make a buck.
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Post by: xbcnfujv on September 19, 2014, 01:05:17 am
sucking nancy grace's cock.
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Post by: RisiR on September 19, 2014, 01:06:23 am
I agree on that but trust me, if I lived my life so that I can enjoy it and be happy I'd still sell drugs and not give a fuck.

Sadly live doesn't like that. STEM is good. I hope it's Robotics, that shit is cool.
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Post by: mashleshmash on September 19, 2014, 01:06:48 am
You're a very special young man sploo

You can be ANYTHING you want to be

ANYTHING
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Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 19, 2014, 01:48:35 am
Quote from: Lanny on September 19, 2014, 12:58:59 am
I didn't, I majored in a STEM field. I just think we're better off with historians who enjoy their field than physicists or business majors who decided based on where they thought they could make a buck.

too fucking true
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Post by: xbcnfujv on September 19, 2014, 04:38:21 am
jacking off
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Post by: umop 3pisdn on September 19, 2014, 05:20:54 am
Proctology.
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Post by: The on September 19, 2014, 05:58:08 am
Quote from: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 10:58:32 pm
nope
I just don't want to get stuck with a major where I got to go back and teach the class. Some of these teacher seem younger than me. I tried searching for EDD in states other than California, but the results may vary.  Say, a clerk makes $20/hr. That's easy work, because you don't have to understand concepts.
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Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 19, 2014, 06:02:22 am
If you're actually autistic you'll enjoy economics because everyone else will be autistic too!
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Post by: Zanick on September 19, 2014, 06:05:24 am
Art history
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Post by: Sirfearoth on September 19, 2014, 07:09:58 am
Cannabis cultivation or fermentation sciences