The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: splooge gook on September 16, 2014, 05:56:18 pm
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im really cute 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
how many times in your life has this happened to you? being complimented for existing
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Does she know that you're a dirty dxm taking syncan smoker?
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of course not
not even my parents know
well my dad knows i smoke weed erry day but he probably doesnt realize they're syncans, cause he mentioned "or you're smoking that fake weed shit" but he didnt really seem any more annoyed about it than when he catches me smoking pot. which is every day. but it doesn't really msatter so i do it all day every day anyway
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actually sometimes i avoid gettimg caught for up to 3 days in a row
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i hope this poor creature escapes your wicked clutches.
Nah, just kidding. Is she ugly? Probably, but who cares. Hope you get laid.
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tfw girls stare ay me everywehre i go
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i hope this poor creature escapes your wicked clutches.
Nah, just kidding. Is she ugly? Probably, but who cares. Hope you get laid.
my resposnse was "thanks"
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my resposnse was "thanks"
You blew it. She wanted you to show her your cock. Next time that happens, without saying a word, just expose yourself right then and there. It impresses them.
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Are you texting her now or something? And will she be your new drug
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im really cute 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
how many times in your life has this happened to you? being complimented for existing
Actually quite a few times to be honest.
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im really cute 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
how many times in your life has this happened to you? being complimented for existing
Actually quite a few times to be honest.
Can you count them?
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give him a fat spliff of syncans
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couple of times I guess.
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i havent talked to a female that isnt my mom for months
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im really cute 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
how many times in your life has this happened to you? being complimented for existing
Actually quite a few times to be honest.
Can you count them?
Complete strangers: 1
Girls I've never talked to: A couple, I dunno.
I was the coolest kid in school.
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im really cute 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
how many times in your life has this happened to you? being complimented for existing
Actually quite a few times to be honest.
Can you count them?
Complete strangers: 1
Girls I've never talked to: A couple, I dunno.
I was the coolest kid in school.
she was a complete stranger
hah u fucking fagg0t
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It's still 1:1 because I got a complete stranger, too. Fudgepacker.
It was on a party and she was drunk, though. Also gave me a little kiss on the cheek.
Has that ever happened to you in your basement, huh? HUH?!
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It's still 1:1 because I got a complete stranger, too. Fudgepacker.
It was on a party and she was drunk, though. Also gave me a little kiss on the cheek.
Has that ever happened to you in your basement, huh? HUH?!
Heh ever been in a bar around closing time? Several times a year some drunk whore will ask just about any male around 'Will you go home with me tonight?' as she does that 'stagger in place while staring at a fixed point' drunk thing that drunk whores do.
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Cool story bro......
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as she does that 'stagger in place while staring at a fixed point' drunk thing that drunk whores do.
That's a pretty accurate description, lol.
Yea, I should go to bars more often.
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as she does that 'stagger in place while staring at a fixed point' drunk thing that drunk whores do.
That's a pretty accurate description, lol.
Yea, I should go to bars more often.
As a drawback, one would be correct in assuming that 100% of these ladies have the herp
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years infact
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she's actually relle vute
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What is this Wonder Years high school melodrama. Awh she thinks you're cute. If you play your cards right you could be holding hands in the near the future and maybe in a year or so you'll be going steady.
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What is this Wonder Years high school melodrama. Awh she thinks you're cute. If you play your cards right you could be holding hands in the near the future and maybe in a year or so you'll be going steady.
if by "going steady" you mean "abusing each other emotionally over instant messaging" you've got him NAILED.
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What is this Wonder Years high school melodrama. Awh she thinks you're cute. If you play your cards right you could be holding hands in the near the future and maybe in a year or so you'll be going steady.
if by "going steady" you mean "abusing each other emotionally over instant messaging" you've got him NAILED.
if by "abusing each other emotionally over instant messaging" you mean "being dead from a starter fluid overdose" you're even more on track.
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Depending on whether that starter fluid has heptane or hexane in it, your overdose could either be bad or really bad. :p
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well it's not going to be my overdose, but duly noted nonetheless.
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I so wish I was a hot woman. I'd get gullible men to take me back to their house, slip them something that paralyzes them temporarily and then I'd rob the shit out of them.
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I so wish I was a hot woman. I'd get gullible men to take me back to their house, slip them something that paralyzes them temporarily and then I'd rob the shit out of them.
why do that when you can just scream "rape"?
:troll:
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screaming rape brings unnecessary attention the the robbery in progress, is why. I would do the same thing. I still plan on doing it as a male to female concept I just need to find a stupid rich widow that wants my young cock.
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haha take advantage /thread
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dude u dont even talk to that girl...ur a rape-o...quit creepin on her
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what
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well i'm dropping out of highschool today, it made me feel kind of sentimental having things end on a positive note
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well i'm dropping out of highschool today, it made me feel kind of sentimental having things end on a positive note
What an excellent life decision.
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now i will go on to college
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i cried
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i cried
pics or it didnt happen
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i cried
more syncan!
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I was getting gas the other day and some girl drove up to me and said "I just drove over here to tell you they you're gorgeous." It really caught me off guard so I was just like "Uh, thanks," then she drove away.
A few weeks before that a minivan fulla ladies yelled "We love your beard."
Protip: grow a beard.