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Title: Smallville
Post by: Michael Myers on September 16, 2014, 11:14:01 am
I fucking hate it that there are no more than 10 seasons. The feeling that show gave me is indescribable. Nothing but good feels. Now I will never see the beautiful Tom Welling and watch him rescue people.

This is Tom Welling during his Smallville days.

(http://i.imgur.com/evy8btZ.jpg)

Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Obbe on September 16, 2014, 11:29:06 am
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Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Michael Myers on September 16, 2014, 12:07:23 pm
Look at how beautiful he's turned out, you guys. Ugh. He can have my heart.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lur2sIqQWtA/UiX3xmLF4tI/AAAAAAAAGGA/pdDDrrhYD7U/s1600/Tom-Welling-2013-09-Venice-Portraits-2.jpg)

Please be mine, Tom. Be mine. Your ex-wife was foolish to let you go.
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Iudicium Infernalum on September 16, 2014, 01:06:32 pm
Sometimes i get the feeling you're a little gay, Myers...  :)
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Retard #1 on September 16, 2014, 02:13:39 pm
Sometimes i get the feeling you're a little gay, Myers...  :)

Does that mean he won't suck one but he will roll it around in his mouth for a few minutes?
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Iudicium Infernalum on September 16, 2014, 02:15:37 pm
Sometimes i get the feeling you're a little gay, Myers...  :)

Does that mean he won't suck one but he will roll it around in his mouth for a few minutes?

If i were to hazard a guess i'd say; probably.
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: slicknickns on September 16, 2014, 07:32:17 pm
Man that show was gay
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Soso0 on September 16, 2014, 08:02:57 pm
Is the show really as gay as people say it is? I've never watched it but it sounds pretty gay
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 16, 2014, 09:51:09 pm
you betas would watch TV. fucking christ.
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 10:02:16 pm
That show was beyond pure shit.

Superman fagget in highschool. Fuck that.
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 17, 2014, 02:37:35 pm
Sometimes i get the feeling you're a little gay, Myers...  :)

There's no such thing as a little gay, being gay is a binary function. You are , or you aren 't

But yes, it does seem that michael meyers is a faggot
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:19:44 pm
Goddamnit, you guys. Look at that godly jawline. This was God's gift to humanity.

ITT: people with shitty jawlines.

Stay mad.

Also, Smallville was so fucking good. Ugh. Fucking losers.

(http://i2.listal.com/image/920221/936full-tom-welling.jpg)

GODDAMNNNNNNNNNN. SO BEAUTIFUL.

It's sad knowing no one will ever be as good looking as Tom Welling.
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Obbe on September 17, 2014, 06:28:34 pm
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Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:30:13 pm
He's looking like that because he knows we are all sinfully ugly compared to him.

(http://us.cdn001.fansshare.com/photos/tomwelling/st-annual-tv-radio-festival-march-th-tom-welling-1096745199.jpg)
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 06:35:44 pm
You're as edgy as a jelly bean with that gimmick, Meyers.
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:37:24 pm
You're as edgy as a jelly bean with that gimmick, Meyers.

This is no gimmick, RisiR. Tom Welling really is the most beautiful person on this whole wide world. Nobody is better looking than him.

Why yes, you can have my number!

(http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/2013/09/TomWelling1531.jpg)

I am still :mad: that Smallville didn't get more than just 10 seasons.
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 06:43:46 pm
There are thousands of men looking like him. Take the make-up, personal trainer and photoshop away and he's fairly average.

I can hook you up with guys like this if you pay me.
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:46:20 pm
Hahahahahahaha funniest post I've ever read, thanks for brightening my day! I literally owe you one.

In all seriousness, when did you see a guy with this jawline?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/nds-nl/f/f1/Tom_Welling.jpg)

He used to be a model, too. He's so beautiful he turned down the role of Clark Kent a couple of times before he accepted it.
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 06:48:57 pm
I see guys like that all the time. You really got a crush on him if you can't see his averageness.

Love makes blind, they say.
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 06:50:54 pm
Hahahahahahaha RisiR!!!!! Goddamnit why are you so hilarious?! I need you in my life.

Even with no hair he looks amazing. Ughhhhhhhh.

(http://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tomwelling__130513174618.jpg)
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 06:53:27 pm
Dude I'm completely serious.

I have friends who look like that or better. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Smallville
Post by: Michael Myers on September 17, 2014, 07:03:34 pm
Why the fuck are you lying to yourself? Post pics, faggot. My best friend looks better than literally every guy I've seen but Tom Welling is by far better looking. That jawline? Oh my God. Please stop further embarrassing yourself. There is literally no guy with a jawline as big as his.

"Goddamn I'm Good Lookin'"

(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1300000/Tom-Welling-tom-welling-1313869-1154-1725.jpg)

HELL YES YOU ARE!