The Sanctuary
Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 06:08:07 pm
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i relle started feinding about halfway through thhe day so i started taking hits of dustmite sockweed off my pipe under the desk in class. i held all of it so there was no smoke. i preceded to show my law teach how mediators, negotiatiors, and arbitrators can be represented by venn diagrams, he thought thatwas cool. then i had spanish class and was stillpretty high
the teacher gave us a post it note to write "where we see ourselves in 5 yrs" and i couldnt think of any life goalsi have so i drew this
(http://i.imgur.com/1YXH9Tg.png)
she said she'sgoing to call my parents for it lol. i wonder what her IQ is.
then i had gym class, where i went into the boy's bathroom to take more hits. when i walked into the gym, i realized all of the people with hair are like horses's with manes. shitttt. there was this one girl who had googly eyes 4 me and did the extensive stare and ithink she;'sa qt too. she might be retarded through, never actually talked to her, i also started laughing really heavilityto myself because i felt like it would be to ask the darkest nigger with the fattest lips if he gotda craq conquinex hookup yanno?
then i walked home, and am making this thread
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Good thread
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which part was your favorite?
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this all also happened after eating like 700mg of dxm at three in morning, blacking out, waking up for school 4 in the morning, spending half an hour throwing up plehgm and tar, using my nasal inhaler, taking my xanax and amphetamines, listening to slipknot for half an hour
then i actually get to school and i'm literally one of the smartest and best looking people there, and still get all of the questions right and dey want 2 give me free highschool credits, passing glances from every chick evr
alpha male? alpha fuckin mail
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my body is falling apart from a non-recreational dissociative hallucinogens yet i'm still somehow performing better than 99% of the people there? of course i'm gonna get caugh up in my ego. i mean what the fuck, is humanity seriously this lame
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99%
top first percentile (out of all the percentiles)
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which part was your favorite?
All the people having hair like horses with manes
My day was more boring but I talked to le girl for a minute, gave a random guys pen away on purpose and acted like it was an accident, got looks n smiles from two dif grrls, ate some leb food, activated a prepaid VISA someone gave me and posted on zoklet. I took 54mgs of concerta so im pretty chill right now and havent smoked any cigs. Gonna go to a massage therapist to get my spine decrippled. I also didnt hear back from a job I was offered but didnt check my email for 5 days so I missed traning. Itd be sweet to just have a job for the sake of having one
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which part was your favorite?
All the people having hair like horses with manes
My day was more boring but I talked to le girl for a minute, gave a random guys pen away on purpose and acted like it was an accident, got looks n smiles from two dif grrls, ate some leb food, activated a prepaid VISA someone gave me and posted on zoklet. I took 54mgs of concerta so im pretty chill right now and havent smoked any cigs. Gonna go to a massage therapist to get my spine decrippled. I also didnt hear back from a job I was offered but didnt check my email for 5 days so I missed traning. Itd be sweet to just have a job for the sake of having one
do you spend about half of the time of your time in class browsing zoklet
with...people around you???
aReYOYUuFUCKING INSANE???????????????????????
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i mean what the fuck, is humanity seriously this lame
Yes. Yes, it is. I used to walk 2 miles to work and they all thought I was an Olympian God. Now I ride 5 miles on a bicycle to a different job, and they all think I'm an Olympian God too. The thing you have to realize is that most people just suck at everything, and they don't want to do anything. If you do more than the average person (which isn't hard at all), suddenly you are a god. I call it Mythic Living.
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i usually figure when the kids arent amswering the questions they either dont want to look like a douche for answering 1 + 1 or I + Q with a serious response in fear of victimization, or that they give too little of a shit to even bother. tey may know the material of course
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when are you going to grow up and make the switch to bath salts?
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which part was your favorite?
All the people having hair like horses with manes
My day was more boring but I talked to le girl for a minute, gave a random guys pen away on purpose and acted like it was an accident, got looks n smiles from two dif grrls, ate some leb food, activated a prepaid VISA someone gave me and posted on zoklet. I took 54mgs of concerta so im pretty chill right now and havent smoked any cigs. Gonna go to a massage therapist to get my spine decrippled. I also didnt hear back from a job I was offered but didnt check my email for 5 days so I missed traning. Itd be sweet to just have a job for the sake of having one
do you spend about half of the time of your time in class browsing zoklet
with...people around you???
aReYOYUuFUCKING INSANE???????????????????????
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Im on my phone so iy looks like im texting. I go look at teacher/look at phone l
look at girl/look at phone
If theres a pause I might say something. I just realized I called my professor teacher fuck u sploo]
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mediators, negotiatiors, and arbitrators can be represented by venn diagrams,
(http://i.imgur.com/QI4w6fA.png)
kewl
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YOU TOLD ME you were going to work
YOU'RE A LIAR RAY!
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please refer to figure A
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your actions half convince me to take dxm, you know that?
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I'd love to hang out with you Schplew. We would have ridiculous amounts of fun.
Call me if you ever visit Germany. It will be awesome.
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this really unattractive black girl started trying to talk to me and touch me and now i understand why social justice is absolutely relevant and totally pertinent
"hi sploo"
"hi"
and i talk to le girl for like 5 minnits
not t he nigger
the blonde one with blue eyes who also failed 19th grade 3 times because she asks to go to the bathroom and walks around[ he hallways for 45 minutes and prolly do smart ppl things
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your actions half convince me to take dxm, you know that?
im turning 18 in 2 monts, can i come live with you? i need to gtfo my house
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your actions half convince me to take dxm, you know that?
im turning 18 in 2 monts, can i come live with you? i need to gtfo my house
yeah bro we can drink dxm all day
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your actions half convince me to take dxm, you know that?
im turning 18 in 2 monts, can i come live with you? i need to gtfo my house
yeah bro we can drink dxm all day
for real..like you will actually let me smoke weed all day every day in your dad's house and sharing some of your cheetos. though i am looking for a job in the mean time i can always panhandle 5$ in an hour or two by letting men at local parks take pictures of me in suggestive poeitions, but technically legal, for profit. i usually charge 0.1$ per picture
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Sure, we could put you on disability for your retardation and milk you.
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Sure, we could put you on disability for your retardation and milk you.
and if i put on an 80s hair metal wig and wore thick rimmed glasses i could possibly take thorizadine XRXRXRXRXR shots to the ass for you, because tardive dyskinesia is just dopamine running wild on everythin' else
then we will descend into madness
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Fuck yeah, milk him.
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Sure, we could put you on disability for your retardation and milk you.
and if i put on an 80s hair metal wig and wore thick rimmed glasses i could possibly take thorizadine XRXRXRXRXR shots to the ass for you, because tardive dyskinesia is just dopamine running wild on everythin' else
then we will descend into madness
I don't take medication anymore
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Venndiagrams are the pill poppers of diagrams realtalksocialjusitcrses]
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Yea.. call me when you are milking eachother.
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Venndiagrams are the pill poppers of diagrams realtalksocialjusitcrses]
the simpler the explanation of something is, the better. it's the abstraction. something you got a score ommited for as a subscale becuz it was so low LMFao, The theory of relevatity looks like a very simpepq
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relative
RELevation
otsa code!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Venndiagrams are the pill poppers of diagrams realtalksocialjusitcrses]
the simpler the explanation of something is, the better. it's the abstraction. something you got a score ommited for as a subscale becuz it was so low LMFao, The theory of relevatity looks like a very simpepq
you haven't accounted for all of the variables. drink a paradox shake and catch up some z's.
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This thread devolved.
Venndiagrams are the pill poppers of diagrams realtalksocialjusitcrses]
the simpler the explanation of something is, the better. it's the abstraction. something you got a score ommited for as a subscale becuz it was so low LMFao, The theory of relevatity looks like a very simpepq
you haven't accounted for all of the variables. drink a paradox shake and catch up some z's.
I actually thought about that, then I mapped out all possible combination, then i tried to map out the chiral figuresm then i realized there are no chiral figures because it's a fuckin equilaterial triangle man, shit. then i realized it's more of a visual representation that an actual logical law, but if i accounted for all the 1 connections, 2 connections, i get some things that would be sort of irrelevant. like there would be no reason for a judge for a conflict in any definition against either the prosecutor or the defendant, it of course happens in real life, but it would be unprofessional and illegal to bias yourself against cases like that, so those are more like the things in the "extraS"
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tardive dyskinesia
<3 this thread.
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do you think their may be fake meth in my fake weed?
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The 8th generation of syncans is way worse for your brain than meth.
Probably some o-desmethyl-tramadol in it, too. And some chinese dudes skin particles. Fucking disgusting.
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i relle started feinding about halfway through thhe day so i started taking hits of dustmite sockweed off my pipe under the desk in class.
You are not a real addict until you start injecting.
Make sure to sit in the back of the class, make sure nobody's watching, and wear a hood or something with slits cut in the spots where the veins in your arm are.
Good try though, lmk when you're on level 4
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dustmite sockweed
From now on I am calling all spice blends 'dustmite sockweed' in honor of sploo and his ongoing contributions to human civilization.
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Imagine how much Chinese skin Splee has smokes so far.
At least a few grams.
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venndiagrams look like boobs!!!!!!
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yall know i be postin on zoklet and sanctuary in my computer science class. and ive hit a bowl in my study hall class, definitely spiced up the room for a little
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School is fucking bullshit for me so far because all I've been doing is focalin and shit. Tomorrow im prob just gonna get 2 bottles of 354mg dxm and go into school the next day rapping like a fucking god because dxm makes me rhyme subconciously and shit. I need some fuckin dxm.
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do you think their may be fake meth in my fake weed?
Get over yourself
But if you really want to convince yourself you're tweaking, next time you buy a sack, dunk the contents into water and shake it around. Filter and drink it. If you geek there was some sort of speed in it. The syncans won't dissolve in the water, any possible stimulant will.
But I guarantee you there's nothing but syncans in there, whatever it is is more CB1 friendly than what you're used to and therefore feels more stimulating
Trust me on this one, there wouldn't be much "maybe" about it if there was a vapable RC stim in there... you would know for sure... also your posts would be 10 miles long
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Splew you should just get some syncan powder and dissolve it in an e-cig solution, then you can just take a quick hit whenever you want with no lighter and no smell. It'd be more efficient too. Syncans are easy as fuck to dissolve in e-cig solution.
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A Marquis reagent test would be interesting and the test kits are cheap.
You should do this. Here's a list of stuff you can find using Marquis reagent.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_reagent
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sploo u are just like me
one time i tried smoking dmt of a big shard of glass i found in my room
got a nice buzz
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I laughed at the picture of your 5 year goals. That's awesome.
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running on the racetrack at schoolwas like being a fuckin gerbil too, it was terrifying