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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Idiosyncrasy on September 14, 2014, 05:17:39 pm

Title: Would you rather...
Post by: Idiosyncrasy on September 14, 2014, 05:17:39 pm
Pick what you would rather do, and then propose a new "would you rather" for the next person.

Would you rather have your grandmother walk in on you having sex, or you walk in on your grandmother having sex?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Vulture on September 14, 2014, 05:26:13 pm
Walking in on my granny goin' at it would provide endless opportunities for entertainment even after she croaks, given she's been a widow as long as I've been alive. I'm laughing my ass off right now picturing her getting railed by some 30 year old.

Would you rather you go down on grandma or grandma go down on you?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 05:28:33 pm
69.

Too high for question.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: zok jr. on September 14, 2014, 05:37:28 pm
Would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or drink a tall mug of period blood?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Infinityshock on September 14, 2014, 05:48:43 pm
Would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or drink a tall mug of period blood?

Both. Protein...carbs...

Would you rather suck my dick or suck my dick...
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 06:19:38 pm
Would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or drink a tall mug of period blood?

Both. Protein...carbs...

Would you rather suck my dick or suck my dick...
Infinityshmock ladies and gentleman. Come closer and see the man without a single cell of humor in his body.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 06:21:25 pm
Would you rather spend a minute with Infinityshmock in the same room or drown in your daughters vaginal fluid?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Infinityshock on September 14, 2014, 06:27:12 pm
Would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or drink a tall mug of period blood?

Both. Protein...carbs...

Would you rather suck my dick or suck my dick...
Infinityshmock ladies and gentleman. Come closer and see the man without a single cell of humor in his body.

You dont get the option.  You dont get the choice on swallowing,  either
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Soso0 on September 14, 2014, 07:32:49 pm
 
Would you rather eat a diarrhea filled calzone or drink a tall mug of period blood?

Both. Protein...carbs...

Would you rather suck my dick or suck my dick...
Infinityshmock ladies and gentleman. Come closer and see the man without a single cell of humor in his body.

You dont get the option.  You dont get the choice on swallowing,  either
Here's one for ya, would you rather fuck a fat nasty old lady that's clean of STDs or fuck a tight, hot, big booty 18 year old bitch full of STDs (not Hiv/Aids)
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Infinityshock on September 14, 2014, 08:16:04 pm
Both. At the same time

Im sending invitations out for anyone that wants to join and we'll make it an orgy
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Idiosyncrasy on September 14, 2014, 08:21:07 pm
Both. At the same time

Im sending invitations out for anyone that wants to join and we'll make it an orgy

You're not very good at this.
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Soso0 on September 14, 2014, 08:55:11 pm
Both. At the same time

Im sending invitations out for anyone that wants to join and we'll make it an orgy

You're not very good at this.
I thought it was supposed to be one or the other??
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: SupremeGentleman on September 14, 2014, 09:09:52 pm
Would you rather cut half your dick off into a stump or get raped in a Nigerian prison?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Infinityshock on September 14, 2014, 09:22:17 pm
Both. At the same time

Im sending invitations out for anyone that wants to join and we'll make it an orgy

You're not very good at this.

Nonsense.

I won
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: Idiosyncrasy on September 14, 2014, 10:40:34 pm
Would you rather cut half your dick off into a stump or get raped in a Nigerian prison?

I guess raped. Do you think they'd let me spit on it first? My asshole will heal eventually, and they have surgery that will help with that, but I've grown rather fond of my dick. Plus you'd probably die from cutting your dick artery.

Would you rather have someone insert a glass needle into your dickhole and flick it, or be thrown onto a giant 450 degree (Fahrenheit) grill for 30 seconds while naked?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: SupremeGentleman on September 14, 2014, 11:08:11 pm
Bah! I can't pick
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: mojo4567 on September 14, 2014, 11:45:21 pm
would you rather randomly trip balls at the most inconvenient times, or always mark the wrong box on applications
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: AstralPlane on October 16, 2014, 04:02:19 pm
would you rather randomly trip balls at the most inconvenient times, or always mark the wrong box on applications

Trip balls for sure! Would you rather go through Mckamey Manor (crazy haunted house) tripping balls or be locked in a coffin with snakes for a whole night?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 04:10:28 pm
locked in a coffin with snakes for a whole night?

what kinda snakes
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: AstralPlane on October 16, 2014, 04:15:16 pm
any really... mix of sorts, deadly and non deadly...boas, copperheads, pythons....
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 04:22:18 pm
any really... mix of sorts, deadly and non deadly...boas, copperheads, pythons....

then the haunted house

Would you rather be decapitated while alive and fully conscious, or be skinned alive with a potato peeler?
Title: Re: Would you rather...
Post by: equanimity on October 16, 2014, 04:23:14 pm
any really... mix of sorts, deadly and non deadly...boas, copperheads, pythons....

then the haunted house

Would you rather be decapitated while alive and fully conscious, or be skinned alive with a potato peeler?

Decapitated.

Would you rather eat a plate of broccoli, or cauliflower?