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Title: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 05:31:13 am
Doesn't matter the climate or your living arrangements. The only exception is while in prison
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: Calzone on September 14, 2014, 05:33:09 am
People look at me weird when I tell them I sleep naked. It's like, what the fuck am I supposed to say? I thought everyone did.
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 05:35:01 am
In the absence of a thanks system I'm just going to post pictures I like when someone makes a post I agree with

(http://i.imgur.com/D5NY1O9.jpg)
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: aldra on September 14, 2014, 05:36:29 am
thinking about other dudes sleeping naked makes you a massive fag.
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 05:38:30 am
what are you sitting there thinking about me or something you massive faggot
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: Soso0 on September 14, 2014, 05:42:54 am
No thanks I don't want my family especially my little brother walking on me maked, don't wanna shame them
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: Calzone on September 14, 2014, 05:48:25 am
No thanks I don't want my family especially my little brother walking on me maked, don't wanna shame them

My roommates a chick, and my door doesn't lock.

No shame, no blame.
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: Soso0 on September 14, 2014, 05:53:05 am
No thanks I don't want my family especially my little brother walking on me maked, don't wanna shame them

My roommates a chick, and my door doesn't lock.

No shame, no blame.
That's completely different LOL. I'd drop my towel on purpose if I had a chick as a roommate
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 11:54:06 am
ya but if you wanna blend in at a school you've gotta have an air
Beta confirmed.
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: Max Headroom on September 14, 2014, 11:57:28 am
I drank 8 shots of gin at like 3pm on friday and passed out naked on my bed with the air conditioner on full blast, woke up at 6am, couldn't feel my teeth because my tongue was swolen from dehydration and coughed up a bunch of bloody viral nostrilgunk, my bladder was in so much pain I couldn't walk to the bathroom so I filled up 4 poland-spring bottles up with my piss, which would be 68oz, which is about 4 times the amount of piss a normal sized bladder can hold, but I know I had a larger bladder because one time I took a silly amount of benadryl and woke up in the ICU with a catheter in and the first thing they said to me was "Well, you're lucky you have an impressive bladder or else you'd be septic and dead"

tl;dr I woke up after being naked with the air conditioner for 2 days hungover and pissed into 4 poland spring bottles.
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 03:34:31 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/7iPCqiS.jpg)
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: constantinople on September 14, 2014, 03:36:39 pm
I started sleeping naked when I got my own place.
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: Infinityshock on September 14, 2014, 03:40:14 pm
I had a roommate that was a chixk and still slept nekkid

Also...any chick that sleeps in my bed has to sleep naked too, unless aunt flo is in town.

Nude bedmates makes for easier access
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 03:41:39 pm
I started sleeping naked when I got my own place.

(http://i.imgur.com/Y9U5cHY.gif)
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: splooge gook on September 22, 2014, 10:14:23 am
The only exception is while in prison
lol
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: Infinityshock on September 22, 2014, 01:12:55 pm
I drank 8 shots of gin at like 3pm on friday and passed out naked on my bed with the air conditioner on full blast, woke up at 6am, couldn't feel my teeth because my tongue was swolen from dehydration and coughed up a bunch of bloody viral nostrilgunk, my bladder was in so much pain I couldn't walk to the bathroom so I filled up 4 poland-spring bottles up with my piss, which would be 68oz, which is about 4 times the amount of piss a normal sized bladder can hold, but I know I had a larger bladder because one time I took a silly amount of benadryl and woke up in the ICU with a catheter in and the first thing they said to me was "Well, you're lucky you have an impressive bladder or else you'd be septic and dead"

tl;dr I woke up after being naked with the air conditioner for 2 days hungover and pissed into 4 poland spring bottles.

Do you pass out for multiple days at a time while nude a regular basis?  Do u sleep on your stomach?

Address?
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 01:19:36 pm
Stop being a homosexual predator. You are pathetic.
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: Infinityshock on September 22, 2014, 07:57:03 pm
Stop being a homosexual predator. You are pathetic.

Don't be so jealous and possessive.  You arent enough of a woman to fully satisfy me so youre going to have to deal with me having other women in my harem.
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 08:08:07 pm
You surprisingly never approach any females. And you think imposed sex is the highest form of of dominance.

Did you get sexually abused as a child, Finny? Is that why you're so mad and starving for dominance?
Title: Re: If you don't sleep naked you're a massive beta
Post by: Ninja on September 22, 2014, 08:12:19 pm
I drank 8 shots of gin at like 3pm on friday and passed out naked on my bed with the air conditioner on full blast, woke up at 6am, couldn't feel my teeth because my tongue was swolen from dehydration and coughed up a bunch of bloody viral nostrilgunk, my bladder was in so much pain I couldn't walk to the bathroom so I filled up 4 poland-spring bottles up with my piss, which would be 68oz, which is about 4 times the amount of piss a normal sized bladder can hold, but I know I had a larger bladder because one time I took a silly amount of benadryl and woke up in the ICU with a catheter in and the first thing they said to me was "Well, you're lucky you have an impressive bladder or else you'd be septic and dead"

tl;dr I woke up after being naked with the air conditioner for 2 days hungover and pissed into 4 poland spring bottles.

That's like those times when I smoke weed and piss for 10 minutes straight?