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Title: [Tip] Make your dick look all small and shit before you show it to a girl
Post by: Ragus on September 14, 2014, 03:17:32 am
Be like *sigh* I got a small a small dick :ok:.  Tell her you started takin some penis-enlargement pills, then wait a while later like i dunno a month (?) or whatever, then call/msg her be all exited like "yo them pills actually worked!, come look at ma dick now!, then before you show it to her get like a semi, make your dick as big you can just short of a hard-on, then be all like uh huh  :content:  :jerkoff: https://youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg
Title: Re: [Tip] Make your dick look all small and shit before you show it to a girl
Post by: Infinityshock on September 14, 2014, 03:34:41 am
Wtf kind of deranged stupid assed idea is this...
Title: Re: [Tip] Make your dick look all small and shit before you show it to a girl
Post by: constantinople on September 14, 2014, 03:42:55 am
Wtf kind of deranged stupid assed idea is this...

bite your fucking tongue. Actor is a sage beyond all understanding or comprehension.
Title: Re: [Tip] Make your dick look all small and shit before you show it to a girl
Post by: Soso0 on September 14, 2014, 03:50:56 am
Did this work for you OP
Title: Re: [Tip] Make your dick look all small and shit before you show it to a girl
Post by: Infinityshock on September 14, 2014, 03:59:00 am
Wtf kind of deranged stupid assed idea is this...

bite your fucking tongue. Actor is a sage beyond all understanding or comprehension.

Beyond understanding or comprehension is right
Title: Re: [Tip] Make your dick look all small and shit before you show it to a girl
Post by: Ragus on September 14, 2014, 04:01:48 am
Did this work for you OP

Told her them pills was bouts to be all gone, and I'd let her ride it before it went back to being tiny.  yaddya yadyya: it worked