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Title: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 13, 2014, 10:43:54 pm
sucked.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 13, 2014, 10:53:48 pm
sucked.

Pics please
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 13, 2014, 11:05:07 pm
Wasn't allowed to bring my phone in, and anyway that would be weird.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Infinityshock on September 13, 2014, 11:08:22 pm
This makes no sense in any way that isnt wholly deranged
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: AngryOnion on September 13, 2014, 11:12:21 pm
What the fuck are you bragging or complaining???
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Infinityshock on September 13, 2014, 11:12:56 pm
What the fuck are you bragging or complaining???

Attention whoring
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 11:14:01 pm
Was she mentally retarded?

Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 13, 2014, 11:15:11 pm
Was she mentally retarded?
No.  But after this I gotta get back to bathing old people lol :(
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 11:17:46 pm
Was she mentally retarded?
No.  But after this I gotta get back to bathing old people lol :(
You are doing an important job. Those old people deserve to be bathed very lovely and caring. Keep up the good work.

Fucking attention whore.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Infinityshock on September 13, 2014, 11:20:20 pm
Make sure to provide happy endings for their continued contentment

And...post pics
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Lucifer on September 13, 2014, 11:21:06 pm
Too old, let me know when you have to bathe a pretty 13yo. Be sure to get pics.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Infinityshock on September 13, 2014, 11:24:56 pm
Too old, let me know when you have to bathe a pretty 13yo. Be sure to get pics.

Thats cp you stupid fuck

Stfu and go arrest yourself
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Iehovah on September 13, 2014, 11:55:17 pm
What will suck even more is if your boss finds out the interest you've been taking in bathing pretty 18 year old girls.

Better not leave your tablet on during break.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:03:03 am
And even more important, did you scratch her butthole?
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 12:04:39 am
What will suck even more is if your boss finds out the interest you've been taking in bathing pretty 18 year old girls.

Better not leave your tablet on during break.
I really wasn't into it.  There was an old lady standing behind me, watching the process intently as it unfolded.  Made me nervous.

Thinking back it was somehow a surreal experience.  Definitely not the sort of thing a person fantasizes about.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Michael Myers on September 14, 2014, 12:06:24 am
Why were you bathing an 18 year old? Was she disabled?
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:08:52 am
What will suck even more is if your boss finds out the interest you've been taking in bathing pretty 18 year old girls.

Better not leave your tablet on during break.
I really wasn't into it.  There was an old lady standing behind me, watching the process intently as it unfolded.  Made me nervous.

Thinking back it was somehow a surreal experience.  Definitely not the sort of thing a person fantasizes about.
How can I embed efukt videos?
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:15:22 am
Ok fuck it, click the link.

http://efukt.com/21007_The_Dumbest_Shit_Ever_Said_In_Porn.html
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 12:26:59 am
Yeah... not clicking.  Sorry :(
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 12:31:46 am
And no, she wasn't disabled.  Unless she had epilepsy or bipolar or something and I didn't know.

Able-bodied, normal girl.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:33:14 am
It's just some pornstars talking. One of them is Anette Schwartz who is a former nurse and what she has to say about the job is quite.... interesting. And horrible.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:34:30 am
And no, she wasn't disabled.  Unless she had epilepsy or bipolar or something and I didn't know.

Able-bodied, normal girl.
You don't just bath normal able-bodied 18 year olds. The fuck is wrong with you?
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 12:41:55 am
Watched the first part of your video.  That was awful and you should be ashamed.  Jesus.
And no, she wasn't disabled.  Unless she had epilepsy or bipolar or something and I didn't know.

Able-bodied, normal girl.
You don't just bath normal able-bodied 18 year olds. The fuck is wrong with you?
Uh I live in the real world.  Sometimes you have to give sponge baths to pretty young women.  Unfortunate fact of modern life.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:46:03 am
Watched the first part of your video.  That was awful and you should be ashamed.  Jesus.
And no, she wasn't disabled.  Unless she had epilepsy or bipolar or something and I didn't know.

Able-bodied, normal girl.
You don't just bath normal able-bodied 18 year olds. The fuck is wrong with you?
Uh I live in the real world.  Sometimes you have to give sponge baths to pretty young women.  Unfortunate fact of modern life.
No you don't. I've worked at a hospital before. Did you ask her if she can do it herself or if she wants your help?

The poor girl.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:47:08 am
You're a horrible nurse.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 12:49:05 am
This is getting stupid.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Cory on September 14, 2014, 12:53:35 am
Uh I live in the real world.  Sometimes you have to give sponge baths to pretty young women.  Unfortunate fact of modern life.

Huh? I'm assuming you work at a care center or hospital or something. I'm sorry but unless they are physically unable to do so themselves you not be tasked with bathing someone. That doesn't make sense. Either you are making this up or aren't telling us the whole story.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:55:58 am
No, it's getting real.

People in hospitals are scared, they do everything. They take of their clothes and get stuff stuck in their body and as defense mechanism they just do everything without questioning it.

Why would you have to bath a normal young girl who can do it herself? Hahahaha...

You treated her like one of the old sacks who can't move and that was the mistake. Next time ask if she needs your help and she will say no 100% and just bath herself.

The old lady who watched you was just asking herself what you retards were doing, lol.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 12:57:15 am
or aren't telling us the whole story.
That's like the joke.  But you people had to get all serious and stuff jeez.

Certification exams.  I bathed her, walked her (ambulation), took pulse and some other stuff.  She fed me, turned me in bed, took blood pressure and some other stuff.  Boring stuff for the American Red Cross and the nursing board.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:58:20 am
You are a total super faggot.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: bling bling on September 14, 2014, 12:58:32 am
hehehe


was she         nakid??
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 01:04:40 am
You are a total super faggot.
Did I ruin your night?  Were you going to drift off to sleep imagining me forcing a sponge bath onto some girl at work?

*shakes head*

sometimes idk about you people
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: bling bling on September 14, 2014, 01:06:33 am
^ pls respond my question ATAB
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 01:08:19 am
No, you are just a fucking attention whore deluxe and I'll drown you in shit you little lying tranny bitch.

Why do people like you have to exist everywhere I go? But... just wait.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: bling bling on September 14, 2014, 01:11:18 am
hehehe


was she         nakid??

i need to know
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 01:49:27 am
No, you are just a fucking attention whore deluxe and I'll drown you in shit you little lying tranny bitch.

Why do people like you have to exist everywhere I go? But... just wait.
Not a tranny or a liar.

No she was not naked.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 01:50:33 am
are you zek?

If you're anyone but zek, post pics
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 01:52:08 am
No, you are just a fucking attention whore deluxe and I'll drown you in shit you little lying tranny bitch.

Why do people like you have to exist everywhere I go? But... just wait.
Not a tranny or a liar.

No she was not naked.
Lies, nothing but lies.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 02:01:51 am
are you zek?

If you're anyone but zek, post pics
Not Zek.  Equanimity.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: bling bling on September 14, 2014, 02:04:47 am

Not Zek.  Equanimity.

did u see her boobis
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 02:05:24 am
Everyone's seen Zek's boobs.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Infinityshock on September 14, 2014, 02:33:13 am

Not Zek.  Equanimity.

did u see her boobis

Did u accidentally slip something inside any of her orifices?
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 02:35:06 am
It never happened, guys. It wasn't real. She lied.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 02:41:11 am
Uhh... you guys are a little too weird tonight.  This thread was supposed to be cute.

It's not.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 02:45:10 am
Uhh... you guys are a little too weird tonight.  This thread was supposed to be cute.

It's not.
You made the thread. You are not cute.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Arnox on September 14, 2014, 03:58:44 am
Time for me to white-knight...

You made the thread. You are not cute.

Yeah, STFU faggot. Stop taking this thread so seriously.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 04:09:49 am
Awesome.  :D
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Soso0 on September 14, 2014, 04:28:08 am
What a gay thread. I was hoping for a pics or at least a detailed story that I could jerk myself off to
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 04:32:25 am
It was just attention whoring but I got this, trust me.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Darkhunter on September 14, 2014, 04:53:33 am
Didn't read
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 05:39:25 am
What the fuck are you bragging or complaining???

Clearly he's gay. Or the original post "sucked" was a play on words, and homeboy got him some dome(head).
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 05:43:16 am
It was just a roleplay thing in nursing school. Haha, cutest thread ever.

But then people got so weird that Arnox had to step in with his micropenis in a firm grip and stop the big meanies.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Soso0 on September 14, 2014, 05:44:55 am
I had my dick in my hand ready too
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 05:47:26 am
We all did.... we all did.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: equanimity on September 14, 2014, 08:36:05 am
Time for me to white-knight...

my hero <3


Yeah, STFU faggot. Stop taking this thread so seriously.

...

you're not very good at this, are you?  :-\
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Joe on September 14, 2014, 10:53:39 am
^
plus was she ugly and fat or fuckable? was it horrible because you had to prevent a boner with some old lady watching or she was ugly and the whole time you were like :|
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: constantinople on September 14, 2014, 02:10:19 pm
If she wasn't naked what the hell was the point? I'm literally pissed off now.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 02:33:26 pm
If she wasn't naked what the hell was the point? I'm literally pissed off now.

Literally pissed off?  What does that even mean?
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Michael Myers on September 14, 2014, 02:40:41 pm
If she wasn't naked what the hell was the point? I'm literally pissed off now.

Literally pissed off?  What does that even mean?

Like you're pissed off but literally.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: constantinople on September 14, 2014, 02:58:26 pm
If she wasn't naked what the hell was the point? I'm literally pissed off now.

Literally pissed off?  What does that even mean?

Meaning I AM PISSED OFF.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 03:00:28 pm
And justly so!
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Infinityshock on September 14, 2014, 03:04:31 pm
We all did.... we all did.

Speak for yourself.  I certainly didn't have have anyones dick in my hand
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: constantinople on September 14, 2014, 03:10:50 pm
We all did.... we all did.

Speak for yourself.  I certainly didn't have have anyones dick in my hand


That's because no-one would let you touch their dick. Weirdo.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 03:13:12 pm
I constantly have 10 dicks attached to my hands.

They call me Edward Wienerhands.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Arnox on September 14, 2014, 07:37:47 pm
my hero <3

...

you're not very good at this, are you?  :-\

:(

I'll do better next time.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 07:47:00 pm
Please.... I beg you, don't.
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: Soso0 on September 14, 2014, 09:17:59 pm
I constantly have 10 dicks attached to my hands.

They call me Edward Wienerhands.
Do you suck on them when you're bored?
Title: Re: Had to bathe a pretty 18-year old girl today
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 09:19:59 pm
I constantly have 10 dicks attached to my hands.

They call me Edward Wienerhands.
Do you suck on them when you're bored?
I gnaw on them like a beaver.