The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: splooge gook on September 12, 2014, 09:22:33 pm
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at 15 i got thrown in the mental ward for two weeks. i had this giant nigger cellmate who has never had sex with me and also was a pretty cool bro, defended me and all. i started drawing in and coloring in pictures of an asian girl that i poked with a pencil and got expelled for 6 months, and then thrown into special edcucation where i spent 2 years where i was the smartest person there, now i'm thrown into a regular highschool where im also probably the smartest person there. i miss admissions schools :(
my point was, i colored out these life sized anatomical pictures, cut them out, and stapled then together to resemble the real her. i think that's why they threw on an asperger dx that time but you get thrown on with a different dx every time you go in. they talk to me about medical treatments and the technicalities of the profession as equals.
after i drew those picture cutouts of her, i'd keep it under my hospital bed, and one time at night when i thought my friend was sleeping, i took out the cutout and tore it out while whining"oh god somebody please help me, why won't you stop hurting me" in this girly voice. i looked over at him and he was masturbating too.
another thing we used to do would i'd hide in a tiny crevice in this room, and we'd call out at this black kid from across the hall, i'd be saying "dude you seriously need to come over here what the fuck man hurry up this is important" and my triangle friend would get all pissed off at the other nigger for not coming immediately. then the moment he'd enter the room we'd return to our hiding positions and he'd tear up the room trying to find us while we pretended to get angrier and angrier in our beckoning every time he left the room. eventually after doing it like 10 fucking times in a row and holding my sides through it all the black nigger little kid guy flipped out and threw a table across the cieling. then he got injected with haloperidal in the ass cheek to calm him down and for hearing voices. he slept for two days straight
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what type of garbage child psychologist administers a projective test like the rorsarch in this holy year 2014?
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Hello, who's there?
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thrown into special edcucation where i spent 2 years where i was the smartest person there
I just have to stop you right here to tell you this gives tremendous insight into your character
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There was nobody on the phone, dude. Just some weird background noises like screeches and clicks and I think I heard a girl whimper.
I hung up.
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thrown into special edcucation where i spent 2 years where i was the smartest person there
I just have to stop you right here to tell you this gives tremendous insight into your character
It was a behavioral problem school after violating probation for poking the asian girl with a pencil by cyberbullying some idiot into having nightmares and being stoned on cough medicine/everything all day, faking my urine samples. it was the way i avoided juvenile detention
of course i was the smartest person there. the people that populate behavioral problem schools are the same that populate any other detriment to society-- niggers. and a jew here or there. it was an odd mix between black thugs, genuinely normal or intelligent people who were bipolar or a bit antisocial. it was the main cause of my social alienation/introduction to zoklet. i think i found zoklet looking up how to poison things with eyedrops. this was the only source of semi-intelligent people i could find, and my IRL social skills declined because i didnt want to be involved with those people i was around
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do you think when i have girls whimpering on my speakers my neighbors are listening?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXAU8eP2fX8
i blasted this for a few hours straight once but i think they already have no expectations of me
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what were the non academic components of the behavioral school?
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what were the non academic components of the behavioral school?
we had to be walked to the bathroom. there were 2 teachers for every 8 students and 1 staff. shit was crazy. i obviously got the best grades there but it was so shitty and lame. some of the kids would throw a tantrum because they got a "token" taken off, rip up an entire room, cry, pick the locks on doors and break shit. this happened every single day. all i ever did was sleep through it and they made me stay there because i was sleeping through it. how could i not? it took the class 7 months to finish the crucible, not that it ever actually got comprehended by anyone or finished anyway,
one kid seemed pretty normal but he'd always shoot at everyone with his fingers and give teachers his drawings of 9/11 and guns as genuine gifts. he kind of creeped me out because i can't tell if there was something wrong with him or not.
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they gave me one shot in my ass dog i was sleepin for 3 days
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I imagine that scenario like the episode of the simpsons where they go to the new town and bart gets put in the slow class with the retard, the pyromaniac and the canadian.
That is abolsutely fucking insane really. Walking you to the bathroom? I remember in elementz we used to chill in the bathroom and see who could piss the farthest away from the urinal that went all the way down to the floor. We were getting out ball field worked on and one of the workers left most of a pint of "captain morgans spiced with cherry" which I dunno if they even make anymore but we drank it and fuck I liked that day.
One time I stood on top of the basketball net and tried to jump down when a teacher came around the corner and saw me and she was really mad for some reason and called my mom. I fucking hate that bitch to this day, I met her son and daughter later in life and they even hated her
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That is abolsutely fucking insane really. Walking you to the bathroom?
the restrictions were ridiculous. we were searched with a medal detector every single day, all of our pockets, shoes. we weren't just walked to the bathroom, the teachers had to check the bathroom before and after the student left to make sure the student didn't piss on the floor. we were not allowed to walk anywhere without being escorted. there were these giant thuggish guards everywhere to hold nigs freaking out on eachother down to the ground while being hit by the kid. sometimes they;d need like 3 guards sitting down on one raging nig. half of the kids ended up getting kicked out into even worse schools. nobody was ever actually allowed to transfer, but my dad found a legal loophole, which should genuinely have been addressed because all of the teachers were obviously incompetent at teaching anyone who was able to write down notes
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after i drew those picture cutouts of her, i'd keep it under my hospital bed, and one time at night when i thought my friend was sleeping, i took out the cutout and tore it out while whining"oh god somebody please help me, why won't you stop hurting me" in this girly voice. i looked over at him and he was masturbating too.
Hah I can't stop laughing...the funniest part is, you are probably not making any of this up.
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i had these pills
and he this guy woudl trade me his pills for dessert
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that's absolutely fucking insane. I can't believe that's considered "normal" today, jesus fucking christ. I remember there was a "resource room" in elementz where the retards would go and one of them was my "buddy reading partner" one year but he was super autistic, like, helmet and all that but when he read his brain and eyes would move faster than his shitty mouth could, this was the days before aspergers was a thing so he was just considered retarded. A few years ago he was in the paper for raising a shitload of money/food for the food bank b4 christmas 1like=1pray
but on topic, how old were you and what was the authority for doing this to kids? Was it just for kids who were on probation? was it only district wide? was it attached to a school, was the length of your term based on behavior or the length of your sentence etc.
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that's absolutely fucking insane. I can't believe that's considered "normal" today, jesus fucking christ. I remember there was a "resource room" in elementz where the retards would go and one of them was my "buddy reading partner" one year but he was super autistic, like, helmet and all that but when he read his brain and eyes would move faster than his shitty mouth could, this was the days before aspergers was a thing so he was just considered retarded. A few years ago he was in the paper for raising a shitload of money/food for the food bank b4 christmas 1like=1pray
but on topic, how old were you and what was the authority for doing this to kids? Was it just for kids who were on probation? was it only district wide? was it attached to a school, was the length of your term based on behavior or the length of your sentence etc.
it was for people deemed not wise to be put in a regular classroom, which made sense for a while because klonopin + xanax + brain blossoming with the buds of shitposting and i felt basically invincible. this led to a lot of ridiculous things that happened at hope that top the ridiculousness of everything else and i feel like shit every time i look at him because he's obviously just been so abused by my batshit crazy mother and i that he treats it like it's normal when he's forgetting what real life is. then again granddaddy liked to chug whiskey from da goblet. but they were going to either put me in residential treatment, residential special education, a psychiatric school, or juvenile detention. the third choice was just the easiest, since i still got to go home every day at 3
goddamn i really wanted to fucking kill myself the entire time i was there and i get the feeling that may be the point
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i wonder if i'm smoking stimulants. the blend is called geeked up and it has a bunch of math equations and today i figured out how to prove that n^2 - (n-1)^2 = 2n - 1 by graphing it with squares
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yeah that place was worse than the group home me and muh bro had to go to for a lil bit. It just didn't smell good and the staff were weird faggots but it was like a vacation but we couldn't do fun things anymore.
and that equation is pretty basic mnanaannnnnn I'm lerning quan right now which should put my IQ into the high 200 range
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yeah that place was worse than the group home me and muh bro had to go to for a lil bit. It just didn't smell good and the staff were weird faggots but it was like a vacation but we couldn't do fun things anymore.
and that equation is pretty basic mnanaannnnnn I'm lerning quan right now which should put my IQ into the high 200 range
the equation is simple. i didn't understand why a squared number minus the squared number before it is the same as the number times 2 minus 1. cuz subtracting the preceding square leaves you with only the length and the width. 2 times a number can also be the length and the width, but you subtract one because the 1x1 overlaps.
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yeah that place was worse than the group home me and muh bro had to go to for a lil bit. It just didn't smell good and the staff were weird faggots but it was like a vacation but we couldn't do fun things anymore.
and that equation is pretty basic mnanaannnnnn I'm lerning quan right now which should put my IQ into the high 200 range
the equation is simple. i didn't understand why a squared number minus the squared number before it is the same as the number times 2 minus 1. cuz subtracting the preceding square leaves you with only the length and the width. 2 times a number can also be the length and the width, but you subtract one because the 1x1 overlaps.
ya the square is filled in with 2n
give me sum parabola functions 2 do pls. I'm not getting high for another 43 minutes because im being dispwin'd. your signature is fucking 420blazeitXD too, I'd like to see the full post it was cited from for reference
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http://mathworld.wolfram.com/HeartCurve.html
pull this off withe some1 or not player
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How old were you when they prescribed xanax and at what dosage?
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http://mathworld.wolfram.com/HeartCurve.html
pull this off withe some1 or not player
those aren't parabolas you idiot
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I will probably have to do something like that this term though, I shouldn't have called you an idiot even though you were being gay
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proofs
(http://i.imgur.com/BFJRcIo.png)
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proofs
(http://i.imgur.com/BFJRcIo.png)
it should be 3x3-1
Do it again you're way off
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9 - 4 = 8
shitttt
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8+4=9
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I want to go to sploo's high school and be his bestie.
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I'd like to be in a "big brother" program with him as part of my community service
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I'd like for the courts to make me his guardian, so I could enslave him to draw pictures for me in exchange for spice packets. Then I would slap him for fun.
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at 15 i got thrown in the mental ward for two weeks. i had this giant nigger cellmate who has never had sex with me and also was a pretty cool bro, defended me and all. i started drawing in and coloring in pictures of an asian girl that i poked with a pencil and got expelled for 6 months, and then thrown into special edcucation where i spent 2 years where i was the smartest person there, now i'm thrown into a regular highschool where im also probably the smartest person there. i miss admissions schools :(
my point was, i colored out these life sized anatomical pictures, cut them out, and stapled then together to resemble the real her. i think that's why they threw on an asperger dx that time but you get thrown on with a different dx every time you go in. they talk to me about medical treatments and the technicalities of the profession as equals.
after i drew those picture cutouts of her, i'd keep it under my hospital bed, and one time at night when i thought my friend was sleeping, i took out the cutout and tore it out while whining"oh god somebody please help me, why won't you stop hurting me" in this girly voice. i looked over at him and he was masturbating too.
another thing we used to do would i'd hide in a tiny crevice in this room, and we'd call out at this black kid from across the hall, i'd be saying "dude you seriously need to come over here what the fuck man hurry up this is important" and my triangle friend would get all pissed off at the other nigger for not coming immediately. then the moment he'd enter the room we'd return to our hiding positions and he'd tear up the room trying to find us while we pretended to get angrier and angrier in our beckoning every time he left the room. eventually after doing it like 10 fucking times in a row and holding my sides through it all the black nigger little kid guy flipped out and threw a table across the cieling. then he got injected with haloperidal in the ass cheek to calm him down and for hearing voices. he slept for two days straight
cool story bro, tell it again.
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i got taken to an instituition where they ran all kinds of chest
they ran an electrode to my heat and connect it to this machinee and start doing all kinds aof shit on me
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i got taken to an instituition where they ran all kinds of chest
they ran an electrode to my heat and connect it to this machinee and start doing all kinds aof shit on me
i call bullshit. i think that is illegal, but stupid nig nog me knows nothing soo whatever
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after i drew those picture cutouts of her, i'd keep it under my hospital bed, and one time at night when i thought my friend was sleeping, i took out the cutout and tore it out while whining"oh god somebody please help me, why won't you stop hurting me" in this girly voice. i looked over at him and he was masturbating too.
This reminds me, when I was in the psych ward my first time around I had this red headed schizophrenic with a high pitched voice for a room mate. Pretty sure I could him masturbating in the bathroom.
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If I was Schplews doctor I would prescribe him risperdal out of spite.