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Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: malice on September 11, 2014, 08:04:09 am

Title: bring back drugs
Post by: malice on September 11, 2014, 08:04:09 am: What is the safest way to bring back herb to your home Country?
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: Vulture on September 11, 2014, 08:13:51 am: Spoiler
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Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 11, 2014, 09:26:15 am: The safest way? Probably to just mail it to yourself, I'd think.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: malice on September 11, 2014, 09:47:10 am: Quote from: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 11, 2014, 09:26:15 am
The safest way? Probably to just mail it to yourself, I'd think.

Maybe
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 10:06:44 am: It's a lot safer to just order it WITHIN your own country. Any time you're shipping between countries, then you have to deal with Customs, who tend to stop a lot of packages. Shipping within the country doesn't warrant such scrutiny. I don't know which country you live in or how they handle seized packages there, but if you get a notice in the mail to come claim *YOUR* package, DO NOT go claim *YOUR* package...
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: malice on September 11, 2014, 10:32:47 am: My choices are keep traveling to Holland, get some back or go without. Where I live weed is scarce
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 10:43:18 am: Quote from: malice on September 11, 2014, 10:32:47 am
My choices are keep traveling to Holland, get some back or go without. Where I live weed is scarce

An entire country where weed is scarce? What nightmarish land do you hail from? I think your best bet is to walk away and never look back. Or, figure out a way to ship massive amounts in and take over the trade.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: malice on September 11, 2014, 03:37:16 pm: Quote from: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 10:43:18 am
Quote from: malice on September 11, 2014, 10:32:47 am
My choices are keep traveling to Holland, get some back or go without. Where I live weed is scarce

An entire country where weed is scarce? What nightmarish land do you hail from? I think your best bet is to walk away and never look back. Or, figure out a way to ship massive amounts in and take over the trade.

It's called niggersville I am the mayor there, I work hard every day and build the city and all the residents complain about the shortage of water and high taxes
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 03:52:53 pm: I remember reading that you are from the Bay Area.

You're an imposter, huh?
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: GothicSeraph on September 11, 2014, 03:54:37 pm: Quote from: malice on September 11, 2014, 08:04:09 am
What is the safest way to bring back herb to your home Country?

DIY GYO.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: STD on September 11, 2014, 06:02:27 pm: International post. Least risk in my experience and most plausible deniability when it turns up if things go wrong.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 06:49:21 pm: Quote from: malice on September 11, 2014, 03:37:16 pm
Quote from: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 10:43:18 am
Quote from: malice on September 11, 2014, 10:32:47 am
My choices are keep traveling to Holland, get some back or go without. Where I live weed is scarce

An entire country where weed is scarce? What nightmarish land do you hail from? I think your best bet is to walk away and never look back. Or, figure out a way to ship massive amounts in and take over the trade.

It's called niggersville I am the mayor there, I work hard every day and build the city and all the residents complain about the shortage of water and high taxes

Oh, Detroit.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: mojo4567 on September 13, 2014, 12:06:17 am: Quote from: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 10:43:18 am
Quote from: malice on September 11, 2014, 10:32:47 am
My choices are keep traveling to Holland, get some back or go without. Where I live weed is scarce

An entire country where weed is scarce? What nightmarish land do you hail from? I think your best bet is to walk away and never look back. Or, figure out a way to ship massive amounts in and take over the trade.

the UAE it costs a $100 per gram, and if you even get caught with drugs you get executed.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: -SpectraL on September 13, 2014, 12:07:34 am: Homing pigeon. Use a big one.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 12:12:37 am: Doesn't it bother anyone that this is not the real Malice?
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: stentor on September 13, 2014, 01:08:13 pm: ^Thank you for clearing that up, for a minute there I thought this kitty fucking self-deprecating Mexican had joined up with us
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 13, 2014, 01:28:37 pm: Quote from: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 12:12:37 am
Doesn't it bother anyone that this is not the real Malice?

Not really. Real malice, fake malice...what's the difference?
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 02:25:06 pm: I wanted to talk with him about his mom because that really touched my heart.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: malice on September 13, 2014, 08:16:15 pm: Quote from: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 03:52:53 pm
I remember reading that you are from the Bay Area.

You're an imposter, huh?

I don't know what this cocksuckers problem is, fuckin faggit, go cry to mummy
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 08:21:14 pm: Tell me something about AMPA receptors, upregulation of spinal glutamate receptors in chronic pain and frontal cortexes you fucking imposter faggot.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: Zanick on September 13, 2014, 08:33:17 pm: About the only thing that won't go through customs or border checks would be the inside of your rectum. I still wouldn't try it without very experienced criminals making you do it for them.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: -SpectraL on September 13, 2014, 08:45:51 pm: Quote from: Zanick on September 13, 2014, 08:33:17 pm
About the only thing that won't go through customs or border checks would be the inside of your rectum. I still wouldn't try it without very experienced criminals making you do it for them.

Here in Canada they can legally get a warrant for your asshole. Doctor is brought in, white gloves, pin you down, search. I've witnessed it happen a couple of times to others.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 05:50:33 am: Quote from: malice on September 13, 2014, 08:16:15 pm
Quote from: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 03:52:53 pm
I remember reading that you are from the Bay Area.

You're an imposter, huh?

I don't know what this cocksuckers problem is, fuckin faggit, go cry to mummy

Did you even have to really ask? The dude's talking about traveling to another country. Malice doesn't leave his damn house and hasn't in years except for necessities.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 05:52:14 am: Quote from: -SpectraL on September 13, 2014, 08:45:51 pm
Quote from: Zanick on September 13, 2014, 08:33:17 pm
About the only thing that won't go through customs or border checks would be the inside of your rectum. I still wouldn't try it without very experienced criminals making you do it for them.

Here in Canada they can legally get a warrant for your asshole. Doctor is brought in, white gloves, pin you down, search. I've witnessed it happen a couple of times to others.

You... witnessed it? I find that very hard to believe, unless you mean you witnessed the person being taken into another room for that purpose. Or unless you are a LEO or TSA pig. Otherwise, I don't see any reason as to why you'd be allowed to watch something like that.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 05:56:48 am: Oh, and not to triplepost, but... [goes on to triplepost]

For realz, though, it's just shocking that you actually had to even ask if this dude was an impostor, not to mention that your reasoning for it is that you remember Malice lives in the Bay Area. The only thing that bothers me about it is now Malice won't be able to register over here on his regular username. Well, other than the fact that this one isn't capitalized, and Malice is actually in possession of way above average intelligence so knows to capitalize proper nouns. But yeah, it's just odd to me that the reason you had for questioning the legitimacy of him being Malice from Zoklet was his location rather than him talking about leaving his house, let alone the damn country. Would not fucking happen. And also, RisiR is even remotely acting like there's a possibility he's anything but an impostor. The post of malice's I quoted in my first post of this triplepost lets you know 100% it's not him. He doesn't talk like that, first of all, and second of all, he's not a pussyass Brit.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: Soso0 on September 14, 2014, 05:59:06 am: Does border patrol check pets? Maybe you can get a dog to swallow bags of herb get him constipated then get him to shit once you're on the other side. Have people done this yet?
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 06:02:02 am: Quote from: malice on September 11, 2014, 03:37:16 pm
Quote from: Ninja on September 11, 2014, 10:43:18 am
Quote from: malice on September 11, 2014, 10:32:47 am
My choices are keep traveling to Holland, get some back or go without. Where I live weed is scarce

An entire country where weed is scarce? What nightmarish land do you hail from? I think your best bet is to walk away and never look back. Or, figure out a way to ship massive amounts in and take over the trade.

It's called niggersville I am the mayor there, I work hard every day and build the city and all the residents complain about the shortage of water and high taxes

This is where you lost any credibility. Not as far as the Malice thing, just in general as far as this thread. There is no way a place like Niggersville would exist and have a shortage of weed. Oh, and if they are complaining about the shortage of water, they probably do not mean H2O.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 06:03:33 am: spectral's lying again
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 14, 2014, 06:05:24 am: I said that wasn't malice on the first post he ever made on sanctuary in a thread called "where do I start?" I said it wasn't him then tried to prod him a bit, look it up, you've gotta be retarded to think theres any chance of it being malice, lol
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 06:05:55 am: Dude, when I say 'huh?' it's not a fucking question.

I knew it wasn't Malice. There was no question. Stop being retarded.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 06:58:01 am: Quote from: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 06:05:55 am
Dude, when I say 'huh?' it's not a fucking question.

I knew it wasn't Malice. There was no question. Stop being retarded.

Yes, I'm retarded for assuming a question was a question.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 07:02:43 am: Quote from: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 06:58:01 am
Quote from: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 06:05:55 am
Dude, when I say 'huh?' it's not a fucking question.

I knew it wasn't Malice. There was no question. Stop being retarded.

Yes, I'm retarded for assuming a question was a question.
C'mon, stop being pedantic.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: malice on September 14, 2014, 11:15:20 am: Quote from: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 07:02:43 am
Quote from: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 06:58:01 am
Quote from: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 06:05:55 am
Dude, when I say 'huh?' it's not a fucking question.

I knew it wasn't Malice. There was no question. Stop being retarded.

Yes, I'm retarded for assuming a question was a question.
C'mon, stop being pedantic.

You idiot
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 11:17:08 am: Whoa, that was really hardcore.

I'll obviously commit suicide now.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 12:20:31 pm: Quote from: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 11:17:08 am
Whoa, that was really hardcore.

I'll obviously commit suicide now.

Psh. So typical of a Nazi Jew.
Title: Re: bring back drugs
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:23:48 pm: We all have to carry our crosses.