The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 06:36:21 pm
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Was on the bus?
I made the mistake of taking the bus today and here she is rwading a book called "lonesome dove"
What do?
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Im so horny I want to hatefuck her just to teach her a lesson
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Just do it!
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Gosh i remember that thread. You were bragging about how scared you were cause you had some Paki toe jam hash the size of an ant in your pocket. I also remember there being a USB stick involved in this story.
Child porn?
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Gosh i remember that thread. You were bragging about how scared you were cause you had some Paki toe jam hash the size of an ant in your pocket. I also remember there being a USB stick involved in this story.
Child porn?
Heh what a bitch.....I have been detained by cops with drugs and even worse shit on me, and I am always cool as a cucumber. One time we were pulled over with a duffel bag full of stolen guns and we were joking with the cop and he let us go with a warning to watch our speed. I was just the passenger, and they weren't my guns, so no overt self-incrimination here.
If unstable ever went to jail he would be one of those guys actually physically crying, rocking back and forth and talking about 'I...gotta get outta here......I just....gotta get outta here......'
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Why would anyone want to prosecute a crown? What did it do?
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Gosh i remember that thread. You were bragging about how scared you were cause you had some Paki toe jam hash the size of an ant in your pocket. I also remember there being a USB stick involved in this story.
Child porn?
It wasnt a thread moron, it was a post in the retarded thread and there waa absolutely nothing braggy about it, idiout Ihave no idea how you could assume that. I hid the hash in the clasp of my watch then couldnt get it out so I bet my hand against a table in mcdonalds.
People are dumb. Nobody laughed at that story for the right reasons or even really understood it. Who are you anyway
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It wasnt a thread moron, it was a post in the retarded thread and there waa absolutely nothing braggy about it, idiout Ihave no idea how you could assume that. I hid the hash in the clasp of my watch then couldnt get it out so I bet my hand against a table in mcdonalds.
People are dumb. Nobody laughed at that story for the right reasons or even really understood it. Who are you anyway
Hah you are so pathetic. Don't you still live with your parents? And you are closing in on 30? What a life.
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It wasnt a thread moron, it was a post in the retarded thread and there waa absolutely nothing braggy about it, idiout Ihave no idea how you could assume that. I hid the hash in the clasp of my watch then couldnt get it out so I bet my hand against a table in mcdonalds.
People are dumb. Nobody laughed at that story for the right reasons or even really understood it. Who are you anyway
Hah you are so pathetic. Don't you still live with your parents? And you are closing in on 30? What a life.
Omg u just went "lol"
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I don't see the letters 'lol' all together as a stand-alone phrase anywhere in there. Instead, I went for the more mature and non-homosexual single 'hah', as opposed to the more frivolous yet still non-homosexual double 'hah', as in 'hah hah'. Most times I go for the understated yet quite effective 'heh', but this time I was a bit more amused than usual.
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I don't see the letters 'lol' all together as a stand-alone phrase anywhere in there. Instead, I went for the more mature and non-homosexual single 'hah', as opposed to the more frivolous yet still non-homosexual double 'hah', as in 'hah hah'. Most times I go for the understated yet quite effective 'heh', but this time I was a bit more amused than usual.
Wow, this is the gayest, fattest, cringiest post Ive seen in a while
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Wow, this is the gayest, fattest, cringiest post Ive seen in a while
Snippets of conversation from unstable's house: "Mom!!! We're out of clean towels!" "Mom, when's dinner?" "Mom! I'm out of toilet paper, can you bring a roll?" "Mom, you don't have to fold my underwear, you know"
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Wow, this is the gayest, fattest, cringiest post Ive seen in a while
Snippets of conversation from unstable's house: "Mom!!! We're out of clean towels!" "Mom, when's dinner?" "Mom! I'm out of toilet paper, can you bring a roll?" "Mom, you don't have to fold my underwear, you know"
Cringe/IQ
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Update: I got her car and license plate number. I don't think she recognized me since I was dressed like a non-degenerate. The book she was reading "lonesome dove" made me imagine she was the stereotypically hard line "grrl bauce" who incarcerates men for a living and orders guys around being a frigid ass venus fly trap snatch all day but goes home and is lonely and vulnerable and reads harlequin romances and shit. Why else would she take the fucking bus and drive a small car and clearly not have a family?
Then I googled "lonesome dove" and its a story about Texas rangers or something who chase down criminals and tie them to railroad tracks or something. The wikipedia page frightened me so I stopped reading. I may follow her right to her house soon. Might stand out in the rain with an umbrella and when she yells out "WHO'S THERE" I'll stand for a minute so I'm sure she sees me then slowly walk away and get in my car. Might put her tires, wear a disguise and offer to help her but really just push her in the trunk.
I need more information though, although I do have a good deal of it. Fuck, I'm so optimistic about the future right now it's scary. Smoking weed puts me in such a more positive frame of mind. I really do love everybody even if I don't show it sometimes. Even if I kill you I still love you, that's why I can kill you and why I love you.