The Sanctuary
Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: inb4lock on September 07, 2014, 01:10:34 am
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How would it differ from smuggling drugs? Should you immediately give some to the head skinhead upon entering the dorm?
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You know, I've heard that inmates will beat up pedophiles and even straight up murder them sometimes so I don't think your chances are good.
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Smuggle it in through the only viable method - up your arse. That'll at least prepare you for the anal reaming you will experience from the other inmates who believe that child sex predators and rapists are below the scummiest of criminals, including murderers, who are unworthy to be treated as human.
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Google 'Mitchell Harrison prison paedophile disembowled'.
It's a story that momentarily restored my faith in the British justice system.
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Put it on a USB flash drive and stick it in your ass.
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You know, OP, trying to imitate inb4lock is probably getting you put on quite a few watch lists.
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OP is just an attention-starved troll. Also, when (not if) they do a shakedown and find that shit, not only will you acquire new charges, but, you'd be lucky to leave that tank alive. You would probably be placed in PC with the other child molesters and faggots. With those new charges, even if you don't tell anyone why you are really there for, it will be found out (get cool with the guards).
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OP is just an attention-starved troll. Also, when (not if) they do a shakedown and find that shit, not only will you acquire new charges, but, you'd be lucky to leave that tank alive. You would probably be placed in PC with the other child molesters and faggots. With those new charges, even if you don't tell anyone why you are really there for, it will be found out (get cool with the guards).
*shivers*
If I was a prison guard and some paedo tried to grease me up I'd do my level best to see he was accidentally left 'unattended' with the wrong people.
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OP is just an attention-starved troll. Also, when (not if) they do a shakedown and find that shit, not only will you acquire new charges, but, you'd be lucky to leave that tank alive. You would probably be placed in PC with the other child molesters and faggots. With those new charges, even if you don't tell anyone why you are really there for, it will be found out (get cool with the guards).
*shivers*
If I was a prison guard and some paedo tried to grease me up I'd do my level best to see he was accidentally left 'unattended' with the wrong people.
That is what happens, more often than not.
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I've been to prison 3 times, never told anyone about my hebephilia.
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I've been to prison 3 times, never told anyone about my hebephilia.
If they found out you were sexually aroused by Hebes (https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en-GB&q=hebe&gbv=2&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi) they'd probably think you're too creepy to fuck with. I jest of course. Once someone explained to them what a hepephile is they'd probably categorize you as just a different flavour of pedo... with similar outcomes.
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Tattoo the CP on your back.
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Bump
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Just get preggo before jail and make your own live CP
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I think every pedo should try to smuggle as much CP into prison as possible because once someone finds out it'd be a bloodbath
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I think every pedo should try to smuggle as much CP into prison as possible because once someone finds out it'd be a bloodbath
This
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I think every pedo should try to smuggle as much CP into prison as possible because once someone finds out it'd be a bloodbath
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Because niggers would try to rob you for da CP?
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niggers don't really care, they hang together and do their own thing, It's not really a race thing though, basically anyone young with something to prove who's not just trying to do their own time will gut you because Jersey Shore is a rerun that night so there's nothing to watch except disemboweled pedophiles, so basically a good 97% of the prison
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niggers don't really care, they hang together and do their own thing, It's not really a race thing though, basically anyone young with something to prove who's not just trying to do their own time will gut you because Jersey Shore is a rerun that night so there's nothing to watch except disemboweled pedophiles, so basically a good 97% of the prison
But thats what the CP is for.
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If you're in for pedo offenses, people will likely go in your cell just to fuck with your shit. They're not supposed to steal because "cell thieving" is a big no no but if they find it you're as good as dead. And yeah, if you try to bring in a TV/stereo with a USB port or a PS1 with a memory card it'll get smashed in A and D and they probably won't give you any of the rest of your stuff and watch you suspiciously.
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Bump. This is quality right here.
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If you're in for pedo offenses, people will likely go in your cell just to fuck with your shit. They're not supposed to steal because "cell thieving" is a big no no but if they find it you're as good as dead. And yeah, if you try to bring in a TV/stereo with a USB port or a PS1 with a memory card it'll get smashed in A and D and they probably won't give you any of the rest of your stuff and watch you suspiciously.
how the fuck fo you bring in a ps1
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you guys are all going about this wrong, you're fucking idiots.
smuggle the prison into the cp, fucking duh
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you guys are all going about this wrong, you're fucking idiots.
smuggle the prison into the cp, fucking duh
this. Thank you for your insight nigger.