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Offline MoaningLisa

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If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« on: June 13, 2014, 02:15:49 AM »
Today I got pulled over for 88 in a 75. The cop got me fair and square, I went to pass this semi, I floored it, flew past the semi and the cop was in front...

he pulls me over, gets me for having my plate in the front window (again, indisputably guilty) and asks to search the car...I give him a little bit of shit, but eventually let him do it.

he finds my hatchet (between driver seat and console) immediately, and calls in another officer...who took a half hour to show up...he pretty much just watched as the cop rifles through my car, and doesn't find anything. I picked up that the cop was VERY new to the job, he ducked the question when I asked how long he'd been a cop, but told me he'd only worked for this city.

he found-
fireworks
a few loose store-brand Tylenol that were probably in the car when I bought it (kinda sketchy lookin pills, said G-127 or something on the front)
an empty pack of blunt wraps

which was apparently enough to call in a drug dog

the drug dog handler took 15 minutes to show up, at this point I'd been on the side of the road for 45 minutes
the dog handler probably had more years on the job then the other 2 cops had been alive, and he knew immediatly that they wouldn't find anything, but he led the dog through the car anyways. they pulled all my tools out of the trunk, led the dog through the interior, up into the trunk, pulled out the spare tire and took the damn thing apart.
the dog hit on 3 places, but they found nothing.

by now the call on the 3 pills had come back, wal-mart brand Tylenol. we'd been on the side of the road for an hour and a half, and they decided to quit wasting everyones time.

they let me off for the 13 over, the plate, and he let me keep my fireworks, but made me destroy the Tylenol (?)

tl;dr hide your shit under the hood, and if you aren't rolling dirty, get searched and they might let you off.
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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2014, 02:23:50 AM »
the fuck would you let them search the car without probable cause for

Offline MoaningLisa

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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2014, 02:42:22 AM »
the fuck would you let them search the car without probable cause for

because I wanted to waste their time and test the rumor that if they search you, and you are clean, they let you off.

also wanted to observe where they looked, and where they did not look.
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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2014, 04:18:09 AM »
I doubt you were in the moment sly enough to conclude you were going to conduct a social experiment with the police for the sake of observation and report. but interesting to know none the less.
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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2014, 12:37:35 PM »
Well I wasn't going to let him search me if I was dirty
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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2014, 12:02:48 AM »
next time kick them in their nards as hard as you can.  i heard a rumor if you bash a cop in the balls hard enough you can escape while hes writhing on the ground in pain.  dont forget to take his gun and cuffs

Offline Tungsten.Chromium

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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2014, 07:11:05 PM »
the fuck would you let them search the car without probable cause for

also wanted to observe where they looked, and where they did not look.

Must remember this for next time a cop asks to search my car.  Please post vids if anyone else gets the opportunity
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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 07:24:04 AM »
Yeah hide shit under the hood so it can catch on fire. Good thinking, idiot

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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2014, 09:24:45 AM »
Yeah hide shit under the hood so it can catch on fire. Good thinking, idiot

it doesn't get hot enough to burn stuff in there unless you press it directly to the engine block...

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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2014, 10:40:03 AM »
 Where under the hood? Just like tape it underneath?
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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2014, 04:21:44 PM »
Just get one of those storage containers that have strong magnets on the underside and hide it somewhere under the car, preferably on the frame.
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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2014, 04:34:22 PM »
test the rumor that if they search you, and you are clean, they let you off.

Ummm, what?
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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2014, 07:26:56 PM »
You're a fucking idiot, MoaningLisa, I don't care if you drive an Audi, you're fucking retarded

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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2014, 05:09:36 PM »
get mad, idgaf...I know where to hide shit now.

SoSo0, if you don't know much about cars, don't act like you do.

if you take a plastic ammunition case that you get at walmart, buy a fuse block diagram and put it on top, then zip tie/screw it to the firewall, they will never notice. it will look like its part of the car.

pick a diagram like this
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Re: If you're not rollin' dirty, get searched.
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2014, 06:00:38 PM »
I doubt the dogs will read any of that.

Wny did they make you crush your Tyoenol? That's just stupid. You should've looked at them, look at the pill, make big eyes and pop all three of them. Interesting to see how they would've reacted. Probably by shooting you.
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