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Author Topic: staging a hanging and faking severe brain damage after to escape from prison.  (Read 963 times)

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Offline kroz

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I used to carpool to the methadone clinic sometimes with this guy who got caught shoplifting, and he had MRSA on his arm, and they refused to arrest him and just let him go.

you sure do sound like you're from austin
where did he get caught shoplifting?
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you sure do sound like you're from austin
where did he get caught shoplifting?

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you sure do sound like you're from austin
where did he get caught shoplifting?

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what store though...
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what store though...

wal mart I think....been some years now, and I wasn't with him at the time
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what store though...

wal mart I think....been some years now, and I wasn't with him at the time

was his name mike?
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alright so iv been typing all this on my cell phone from inside delano state prison but tonight i fake my hanging and subsequent brain injury. theres this female gaurd on staff tonight thats been giving me the eye so i just looked real depressed at her instead so i know shes goin to pay attention to my cell. i will update as events warrant.

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alright so iv been typing all this on my cell phone from inside delano state prison but tonight i fake my hanging and subsequent brain injury. theres this female gaurd on staff tonight thats been giving me the eye so i just looked real depressed at her instead so i know shes goin to pay attention to my cell. i will update as events warrant.

got to sleep nigga!^^^
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was his name mike?

no kroz, jesus whats the matter with you
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I'm diagnosed w bipolar d/o and ocd... sorry my mad crazy mike
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no rest for the wicked.

Offline Ivan Denisovich

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I like the idea but It might be harder to fool a brain surgeon such as myself with an EKG attached to you.

EKGs measure electrical activity in the heart, not the brain.  You might want to review your surgery textbooks on basic brain anatomy before you operate again.

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^^^

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Wrong. You'll be kept on the unit. They have all the equipment necessary. If not, you'll be transported (securely) to a unit that does.

Source: Prison.

you've been to prison komo?

Yes, yes I have.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Jay_Russell

dude faked aids and managed to get out