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I Found It On The Web / Found Bling's YouTube account
« on: December 11, 2014, 05:02:34 AM »
Visited below video while bored:
*See's comment about some kid advertising this site*
*clicks on the account of a comment that replied to above comment*
*finds Bling's channel*

He didn't ban you idiot.  The site was down.
Damn... He didn't actually know that... That's sad.


Why did you ban me for no reason you dragon cock sucking, pokemon card playing, magic school bus riding, anime porn jacking off faggot muthaphucca? Or did you get hacked? If I was strong enough I would lift the whole world up & drop it on your fucking head you midget porn watching bastard. If I knew where you lived I would put anthrax on a banana and stuff it up your fucking ass. You nigger Mormon.

I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist.

Your favorite pastime with your dad and the year you were born

Jesus, was it that hard?

Anime / Re: Sword Art Online, first impressions.
« on: December 08, 2014, 12:01:30 PM »

I thought I was prepared for the sad. I was not. I cried like a little bitch.
Time for me to cry too, I guess.

Half Baked / Re: *Unload Funny Pics Here*
« on: December 03, 2014, 06:26:17 AM »

True AND funny!

Bad Ideas / Re: Stealing Iphones etc worth the risk?
« on: December 03, 2014, 04:46:07 AM »
yes, right after you steal them put them in DFU mode. and restore them on a pc that is not connected to your wifi
Was just about to say that.

Half Baked / Re: God i love my cat.
« on: December 02, 2014, 12:04:45 PM »
Can't resist kitties! :3

They've infected Arnox with kittiot disease.

Shut the fuck up, most everyone here who posts, contrary to what you were saying in chatbox, is not a pedo and does not encourage or entertain such numb skull bullshit.

*sees pic of girl*
Boner Up!

*sees mash's profile pic*
Boner down...

Bad Ideas / Re: What do you Seriously do When you Almost get Caught?
« on: December 02, 2014, 11:19:35 AM »
During SWIM's early days as a shoplifter, SWIM had forgotten to take the source tag off of SWIM's recently stolen XBox. SWIM did not get caught as SWIM dumped the evidence, ie: the box & console in a nearby bin. As this was from an early Big W, SWIM wasn't charged as police couldn't prove SWIM took it. SWIM succeeded in obtaining the XBox but didn't shoplift again at said Big W for around 4 years.
The End
Lesson: SWIM played it cool and didn't say shit that could identify SWIM's name, address, school etc.
If needed, make up a fake name ie: Jeremy, Frank, Jackson etc. NEVER and SWIM means NEVER shoplift within a mile of where you live. If you Americans are banned from the local Walmart, don't say I didn't warn you when you have to drive a couple miles out to buy toilet paper. If you're caught, stores WILL pass on information to other stores so let the heat die down before trying again. Sometimes stores remember you for YEARS, especially if the same employees still work there.

*I do not advise shopłifting as it is a very illegal and dangerous business*

Reinvent Yourself / Re: How did you make yourself better today?
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:45:27 AM »
Do you truly live by these rules?

9. Do not harm little children.

I believe, that sucks dick man. im all against fucking kids but shes at fault and wanted it,and  I bet it was a hellofa good fuck, especially poundin her ass.

You should be cleaned from the gene pool. I will use all my magikal power towards that end. I will astral project into your dreams motherfucker and I will tie your soul in such a tight knot you become a mormon missionary. I will put the fear of God in you Son and knowing you shall not repent and ask for absolution your fear will be short lived. In the morning you will wake up and find yourself sweating holy water. Then you will put on your finest white shirt, black tie and bike helmet and ensure the world knows the good word.
Well I didn't get that so I'll let Fry take over.

Bad Ideas / Re: What crimes could you be charged with right now?
« on: December 02, 2014, 08:41:26 AM »
Illegally Downloading movies
Illegally Download games
Use of a drone to view neighbours backyard while said neighbour was sunbathing
Theft under 500
Theft over 500
Mischief under 500
Sexual abuse
Theft of a vehicle
Usage of an illegal firearm
Owning an illegal firearm
Setting illegal snares
Possession of child pornography
Government harassment
Vandalism of government property
Making bombs
Using bombs
Possession of crystal methamphetamine
Possession of Cannabis
Possession of Cocaine

Probably a couple more, can't think of all of them.

Unauthorised use of a computer

The last thing that made me feel alive was life.
600th post FUWK YEAH!

I knew you knew I knew, but didn't know if you knew I knew you knew that I knew, ya'know.

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